Slogans for women's T-shirts:

 

·    I'm out of estrogen but I have a gun.

·    Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?

·    I don't believe in miracles, 1 rely on them.

·    Next mood swing: six minutes.

·    And your point is?

·    I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

·    I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

·    Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

·    Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.

·    Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

·    I'm muIti~talented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.

·    Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

·    You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

·    All stressed out and no one to choke.

·    I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

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