More woman's shirt slogans

10) So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me

9) God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends

8) If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going

7) My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips

6) I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do

5) (Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah

4) If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?

3) Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount

2) What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About

1) Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional