Laws For Women To Live By > > (Oooh, men, watch out for this list.) >

> 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

> 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

> 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them > all up there.

> 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

> 5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

> 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that > you can tell them apart.

> 7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity > to make some woman miserable.

> 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself > types.

> 9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too > old for it.

> 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

 > 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

> 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 > years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

> 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him > checkbooks.

> 14. Remember, having a good sense of humor does not mean that you > tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

> 15. Sadly, all men are created equal. >