The Last things either gender would say

The last five things a man would say:

(1) While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

(2) Her tits are just too big.

3) Sometimes I just want to be held.

(4) Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.

(5) Fuck the Stanley Cup, let's watch Murphy Brown.

The last five things a woman would say:

(1) Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends".

(2) This diamond is way too big!

(3) Sure, let's watch Baywatch!

(4) I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.

(5) My mistake. You must be right again.