Guide to Men's Speech

I don't know if I like her." "She won't sleep with me."

"I miss you so much." "I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good."

Was it good for you?" "I'm insecure about my manhood."

"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?" "Is my penis really that small?"

"I had a wonderful time last night." "Who the hell are you?"

"Do you love me?" "I've done something stupid and you might find out."

"Do you 'really' love me?" "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."

"How much do you love me?" "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now."

"I have something to tell you." "Get tested."

"I'll give you a call." "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than to see you again."

"I've been thinking a lot." "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

"I think we should just be friends." "You're ugly."

"I've learned a lot from you." "Next!!!!"

"I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" "I gotta turn on my answering machine."