Things Girls Can Say

• "Don’t hate me cause I’m beautiful, hate me cause your boyfriend thinks I am!"

• "East to the sea, West to the land, death to the bitch who touches my man!"

• "If you need a nickel I’ll give you a dime, if you need a man bitch don’t fuck with mine!"

• "Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?!"

• "God created man first cause you always need a rough draft before the masterpiece!"

• "God loves stupid people, that’s why he made so many men!

• "Only good girls go to heaven, I wasn’t invited!"

• "Sex is like Pringles. Once you pop, you can’t stop!"

• "Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children!"

• "I have PMS and a gun, now what were you saying?!?!"

• Things Guys Can Say

• "It’s not the size of the boat it’s the motion of the ocean!"

• "Do you believe in love at first sight or do you have to walk past me again?"

• "Loves a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population of the next generation, do you understand my explanation?, or do you need a demonstration?"

• "Don’t drink and drive, you might go over a bump and drop your beer."

• "God gave me brains and a penis and only a lil bit of blood, I can only work one at a time!"

• "If guys got a period, they would brag about the size of their tampons!"

• "Roses are red, apples are sour, open your legs, I’ll show you some power!"

• "Now weren’t those fun?"