> HERE ARE 33 REASONS WHY MEN ARE (JUSTIFIABLY) PROUD OF THEMSELVES

> > 1. We know stuff about tanks

> 2. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase

> 3. We can open all our own jars

> 4. We can go to the bathroom without a support group

> 5. We don't have to learn to spell a new last name

> 6. We can leave a motel bed unmade

> 7. We can kill our own food

> 8. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

> 9. Wedding plans take care of themselves

> 10. If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our > friend

> 11. Underwear is $10 a three-pack

> 12. If you are 34 and single nobody notices

> 13. Everything on our faces stays the original color

> 14. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough

> 15. We don't have to clean the house if the electricity meter reader is > coming

> 16. Car mechanics tell us the truth

> 17. We can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours without > thinking "He must be mad at me."

> 18. Same work-more pay

> 19. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character

> 20. We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift

> 21. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you just might > become lifelong friends

> 22. Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

> 23. We are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors

> 24. We almost never have a "strap problem" in public

> 25. We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes

> 26. The same hairstyle lasts for years-maybe decades

> 27. We don't have to shave below the neck

> 28. A few belches are expected and tolerated

> 29. Our belly usually hides our big hips

> 30. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons

> 31. We can do our nails with a pocketknife

> 32. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache

> 33. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before > Christmas and in 45 minutes.

> > Think about it !