10 things only women understand (PG)

~Matthew

 10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.

 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.

 8. Crying can be fun.

 7. FAT CLOTHES.

 6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.

 5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.

 4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

 3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

 2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.

 AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

 1. OTHER WOMEN!

 Send this on to all the women you are grateful to have as friends.