Top 10 things that sound dirty at the office but aren't:

10.       I need to whip it out by five.

9.         Mind if I use your laptop?

8.         Just stick it in my box.

7.         If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

6.         I want it on my desk, now!

5.         Hmmmmmmm... I think it's out of fluid!

4.         My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.

3.         It's an entry-level position.

2.         When do you think you'll be getting off today?

And the number one thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn't:

1.         It's not fair... I do all the work while she just sits there!