Things to avoid doing while living in a top-secret base
ü Stick gum on the muzzle of the guns, just to see if they make a bubble when fired.
ü Sleepwalk... naked
ü Order pizza and arrange to have it delivered
ü Put stickers up everywhere because you're bored
ü Advertise spare rooms in the paper
ü Jam boots, boxes, dolls, raincoats, chairs, rollerblades etc into the automatic doors to see if it'll make them stick
ü Get caught using the opposite sex's facilities
ü Take a top-secret time-travel vehicle out for a spin because you want to impress a guy
ü Write a threatening letter and give a return address
ü Abuse your power to bomb the home-towns of people who annoy you
ü Use to $40 billion computer to play Solitaire
ü Decide to use the master computer to send war threats all over the world because 'it might be kind of fun'
ü Invite your friends around to have a bash, and accidentally spill Pepsi on the computer, launching 17 nuclear missiles that abolish the North Pole and most of the South.
ü Hang signs everywhere proclaiming in big, red letters 'Secret base – do not enter here'
ü Bring the high-powered experimental 'laser ray of death' to school to see if it can burn through the blackboard
ü Decide to brighten up the troops uniforms and send them out looking like Malibu Barbie
ü Put top-secret papers in the bin for the whole world to see
ü Hand in a detailed security plan of the entire base for an extra-credit assignment at school.
ü Grease the floor and when the agents slip and break their arms and legs on the way out on a mission, announce that want to take their place
ü Spray paint the walls and floor fluro-green, orange and pink because you think the décor is too depressing.
ü When you activate a small bomb by mistake, flush it down the toilet and think it's going to be all okay.
ü Play your cd's so loud that the poison gas alert can't be heard
ü Assume that all the people running around with gas-masks and firing heavy-artillery weapons are just playing Cops and Robbers
ü When sweet-talking to your boyfriend/girlfriend on the phone, accidentally press the button which broadcasts the conversation over radio-stations, intercoms and elevators all over the world.
ü Scribble your crush's name all over the history-making peace documents.
ü Kick the sidekick because you had a bad day at school.
ü Play with the DNA of a creature that you don't know or understand, thereby creating a gigantic creature that quickly demolishes three cities.
ü Admit to playing with the DNA of a creature that you didn't know or understand, creating a gigantic creature that ended up demolishing three cities.
ü Interrupt the ever-so-important-big-screen video peace conference with half the world powers, halfway through so that you can watch cartoons