More things to do to annoy people
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1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch
paper. </p>
<p>3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." </p>
<p>4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others. </p>
<p>5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. </p>
<p>6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather
conditions,"to keep them tuned up." </p>
<p>7. Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think." </p>
<p>8. Practice making fax and modem noises. </p>
<p>9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and copy them to
your boss. </p>
<p>10. Make beeping noises when you back up. </p>
<p>11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with
prophecy." </p>
<p>12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
</p>
<p>13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge
across the room. </p>
<p>14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. </p>
<p>15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist
to others you "like it that way." </p>
<p>16. Staple papers in the middle of the page. </p>
<p>17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking"
noise. </p>
<p>18. Honk and wave to strangers. </p>
<p>19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat the complimentary
mints by the cash register. </p>
<p>20. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE. </p>
<p>21. type only in lowercase. </p>
<p>22. dont use any punctuation either </p>
<p>23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. </p>
<p>24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: </p>
<p>"Do you hear that?"... </p>
<p>"What?"... </p>
<p>"Never mind, it's gone now." </p>
<p>25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. </p>
<p>26. Try playing the 'William Tell Overture' by tapping on the bottom of your
chin. When nearly done, announce, "No, wait, I messed it up," and
repeat. </p>
<p>27. Ask people what gender they are. </p>
<p>28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.</p>
<p>29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if
they slow down. </p>
<p>30. Sing along at the opera. </p>
<p>31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. </p>
<p>32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers
in a notebook and mutter something about "psychological profiles." </p>
<p>33. Tell your friends 5 days prior, that you can't attend their party because
you're not in the mood. And the Final Way to Annoy People... </p>
<p>34. Send this email to everyone in your email address book, even if they sent
it to you or have asked you not to send them things like this! </p>
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