7 Reasons Dogs don't Use Computers (G)

~Matthew

•  Can't help attacking the screen when they hear"You've Got Mail!"
•  Can't stick their heads out of Windows95
•  Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
•  Too difficult to "mark" every Web site they visit.
•  Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
•  Too hard to read the screen with head cocked to one side.
•  'Cause dogs aren't GEEKS!