Lost In Mainframe Part 2 of 2 Disclaimer: I don't own anything, JQ goes to HB, ReBoot goes to Mainframe Et. And Chris and Vanessa own themselves. (Now that everything was all 8 bit, Jonny and Enzo went off to go play Guardian in a world full of idiots) Enzo: Last time I did this, a game cube came down and we almost lost from everyone being so stupid. Jonny: This should be fun, I wonder how Jessie would be like if I was smarter than her. (Suddenly, a game cube came down, and Jonny and Enzo raced off to get in, but they went the only ones going in, Chris and Vanessa were wandering around in the sector that the game cube landed in, they were unaffected by the clock speed slowed down the same way Mike was still annoying normal the last time. The game was a chess game, where the User was the white set and Jonny, Enzo, Chris, and Vanessa had to play the black set. They all rebooted and Vanessa was the Queen, Chris a bishop, Jonny a Knight, and Enzo on of the Rooks, the other Rook was a stray Binome that got in the Game.) Jonny: Cool! I know this game! Enzo: You do? Jonny: Last time I played I was the knight, and I was about to defeat the queen when she turned into a dragon and defeated me. Enzo: Lets hope Vanessa wont turn into a dragon. Vanessa: I wont! I'll bite my enemies! Chris: How do you play chess? (After a few moves, the game began to play in Jonny and Enzo's favor, every time Vanessa did a move, she bit her opponent to death. Chris just smacked his enemies with a giant Twinki sword. Then the game was over and the mock Guardians won with almost every player on their side still standing. When Jonny and Enzo walked by Kits sector, they found Bob had gotten loose from his ropes and was running around in his boxers and shouting "I will save you!" every now and then, then he would run into a wall or something.) Enzo: Watch out Jonny, Bob may bowl us over like he did last time. Jonny: I don't think I want that Enzo: We better move away from him and he may just go away Jonny: Okay (They walked back to the diner and found Dot wearing a zip board like a hat, so was Jessie. AndrAIa was swimming in the sink, Hadji was finding new uses for his turban, Race trying to pull the tables out of their booths and all the coustermers were doing who knows what! Jonny was trying his hardest not to laugh at his family) Jonny: Jess, I don't think you use those things like that Jessie: I know what I'm doing! I'm the smartest person here! I know everything (then everyone in the diner 'ooo'ed at Jessie) Enzo: Look at your dad Jonny Jonny: What is he doing? Enzo: I don't know, something weird (Dr. Quest was walking into a wall like if he was trying to figure out how to get out. Jonny couldn't help himself any longer and bowled over laughing himself silly) Enzo: Stop Jonny! You'll make me laugh too! (Then, Jonny and Enzo just laughed and laughed until their sides hurt and finally calmed down and got up off the floor) Enzo: I wonder what Megabyte is doing as an idiot for a day. Jonny: I don't know? Maybe looking at himself all funny. Enzo: I know! He's probably pulling off his legs! Jonny: I'd like to see that Enzo: Let's go see then! Jonny: Okay! ************************************************************************** (When the two Guardian impersonators they found him stuck in a blender. Obviously AndrAIa's VooDoo was working.) Jonny: Now this is neat! Enzo: Lets see if he presses the 'Puree' button! Jonny: That might get a little messy. Enzo: Hmm, your right, BS'nP is watching, maybe we should just stick him in a tear way out to sea and say it never happened. Jonny: Okay. Hey, what about Surd? Enzo: Him? He looks pretty occupied. (Surd is Trying to get his hand out of a toaster oven but instead of pulling out his hand, he's just jamming it in harder) Jonny: I always wanted to see how Surd would be like is he was stupider than his chorines. Enzo: Me too, only with Mega Butt. Jonny: Hey, I wish my arch enemies had weird names that I could manipulate them to use as insults. Enzo: I guess I got the talent to pretty much manipulate any name. Jonny: Try Ezekial Rage. Enzo: Okay, uh, Zeek Dweb? Jonny: That's good. How about Dr. Zin? Enzo: *Thinks* hmm, this one is difficult. How about Dr. Spin-til-he's-sick-Zin? Jonny: Eh, that's okay. Enzo: Hey, I remember you said that Surd in your world is just a week disabled freak with a bunch of dumb henchmen, How can he be a threat to you? Jonny: You see, as I said before, my dad created a top-of-the-line virtural-reality computer system called QuestWorld. Enzo: Yeah, so? Jonny: Once my dad and Race had to go into his lab to save a city and was trapped. We had to find Surd to get him to help my Dad and Race get out, well, the only way we could do that is if we let him use QuestWorld. He somehow took advantage of it and stole a portable version of QuestWorld, so from now on Surd has been messing with QuestWorld and interrupting our games and nearly killing us every time. (After Jonny had finished Enzo's head was spinning from all Jonny had explained and how fast he said all that. Enzo got his bearings and finally got a chance to ask Jonny a question) Enzo: Hey Jonny, do you think that you could show me this QuestWorld of yours? I've always wanted to go to a great and powerful system before. Jonny: Sure, but I think we better put things back to where they were before we go. okay? Enzo: Sure, I'm kinda getting bored being one of the smartest sprites in this system right now. Jonny: Me too. (Jonny and Enzo zipped off from the Tor and went back to the Principal Office, but not before giving back Bob his pants and shirt though, they both still had their normal clothes under the shirt and pants they stole from Bob so they wouldn't have to get dressed again. Then they finally went back to the P.O. and set the whole system back to normal. *We now cut to a shot in the Dinner, where Bob, Dot, AndrAIa, and the Quest Team had been the last we saw them) Dot: *Sitting in a crowded booth with everyone the author previously listed* Is it me or am I having Dej ja vu? Bob: I think I am too, hey Race, do you think you could get off me now. Race: Uh, sure, sorry Bob, I have no clue how I got there. Bob: I don't think I wanna know. AndrAIa: What happened to my dolls? (Author's note: we wont go there again) ************************************************************************** (Okay, now we are back with Jonny and Enzo now in the P.O. Jonny has somehow found a console where he is now hacking stuff) Jonny: What I'm doing is that I'm creating what you call a portal to QuestWorld. Enzo: You hack as good as Mouse. Jonny: Who's Mouse? Enzo: Bob's old girlfriend. Jonny: Oh, hey, do you know where she is right now? I know someone who would probably want to meet her, oh wait, Race has been with practically every woman in the galaxy (Little inside joke with the JQML) Enzo: I thought Mouse has was that way with men, oh well, go figure. (Jonny finishes his hacking and now there is a portal floating in front of the two kids) Enzo: Alphanumeric! I can't wait to see it!!! Jonny: Okay, so I guess we just have to hop in. (Just as the two are about to go in they see Mike being chased by Vanessa who has Chris following her, it seems that Vanessa is giving it another try to suck Mike's blood) Mike: Ahhhhh!!! Get me out of here!!!! (Mike jumps into the portal and Vanessa and Chris fallow) Enzo: Uh oh, we better get those three. Jonny: You said it! (The two other people jump in and the portal closes behind them. There is a flash of light and then they see themselves in a room that seems to be made entirely out of circuitry) Enzo: Awww man, I was hoping QuestWorld would look cooler, all this place is a big box. Jonny: Don't get your hopes up. (Enzo sees that Jonny who was formerly wearing a black tee-shirt and jeans is now in a dark navy blue armor type suit. Enzo looks down at himself and sees that he is in a suit similar to Jonny's, only his is a dark green, the only piece of his original outfit left is his red cap.) Enzo: Woah, these clothes are cool! Jonny: I know, I always loved to be in a suit that makes me look buff. Enzo: Hey, your right, these suits do make you look buff! (Enzo now starts flexing his new pectorals) Jonny: You know Enzo, you can't get too carried away with this stuff. Enzo: Who cares! Lets just do something. Jonny: Okay, how about racing? Enzo: How can we? We have nothing to race and you would probably outrun me. Jonny: That's what you think, just say what I say. Activate virtua-cycle! (Jonny is now sitting on a bike with wheels that look like the tires are made out of a laser) Enzo: Cool!! Activate virtua-cycle! (Enzo now has his own virtua-cycle) Jonny: Okay, ready? Enzo: Yeah! Lets race!! (Just as Enzo and Jonny were about to take off they see Mike, Vanessa, and Chris. Vanessa stops when see sees the bikes) Vanessa: Ohhh! Nice bike! Enzo: She's just like AndrAIa Jonny: Hahahaha! This is so funny! I wish I had my camera! Mike: I have mine! Introducing, they system of Users, more powerful than the Super Computer, a place where Games are real for both the User and sprite, a- Jonny: Mike, I suggest that you put that camera down or I'll Mike: Or you'll what? Jonny: Activate laser crossbow! (Jonny's arm is now turned into a futuristic like crossbow that shoots lasers) Mike: I think I'll shut up now Enzo: Good! That works just as good as a remote! (Chris is off somewhere dancing around his Twinki hat and showing off his towel toga) Jonny: This place is getting pretty weird. (Vanessa finds another console and taps random buttons, suddenly everything seems to blow up and Jonny finds himself in the Lighthouse where the QuestWorld control center is. He takes off his VR visor and looks around) Jonny: What happened? Enzo: I have no idea. Whoa! I look, very different, I no longer look like I'm in a computer anymore! Jonny: What? How did you get into my world Enzo? Enzo: What? I'm in the User world now? Coolness!!! Vanessa: What am I doing in here, hey Questina! What did you do to me and Chris? (Authoress who's name is Questina (In case you forgot already) pops into the the room along with everyone else, for the first time the characters she is controlling gets to see how she really looks she is a Water Elf!!) Questina: Hey Nessa, I just have to have you in here, sorry you no longer look like a Vampire anymore, I guess my Author powers don't work in Jonny's Cartoon Chris: Hey! I liked wearing a toga! And why do you still look like a Water Elf! You should be looking like a normal 14-year-old like us! Questina: I have to protect my actual identity Jonny: Uh, did you say I'm a cartoon? Questina: Why yes, you are a cartoon. Jonny: Oh my gosh! I have been a character playing on the TV for all my life! I have no life! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Questina: Calm down honey, you do have a life in this story, you do in every story that bears your name. Unless they kill you off. Enzo: *Smirking* Ha ha Jonny, you're not real at all! I do exist! haha! Questina: Uh Enzo, I would wipe that smirk off your face if I were you. Enzo: Why? Questina: Because you're a cartoon also. Enzo: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Vanessa: Questy! Why did you have to ruin the lives of the two characters you have a crush on? Questina: Shhhhh! I don't what Enzo to hear, he might tell AndrAIa and she'll kill me! Vanessa: What about Jonny? Questina: That doesn't matter, I'm running all hopes for those stupid J/J HR freaks. DBN FOREVER!!! Chris: Uh, Questina, I suggest that you end this all so the boys can live the rest of their lives in peace. Questina: Oh okay. (Questina snaps her fingers and Enzo is sent back to Mainframe, Jonny stays in the Lighthouse, the rest of the Quest Team returns to the Quest Compound, and Surd is sent to the Web. Chris decide to stay in Mainframe and forever lurk the streets randomly appearing just like Feathers McGraw, Rage and Hexadecimal move off to a system of their own and raise a family of insane and demented children who wear masks and capes) The End!!!