Lost in Mainframe By: Questina the Water Elf e-mail: questina_reboot@yahoo.com Part 1 of 2 Disclaimer: I own NOTHING!!!!!!!!!! You here me!!!! NOTHING! And not one penny is coming in or out of this personal project Category: X-Over, humor, other stuff, mostly kiddie stuff Archives: Sure, why not. I know Suze already has it. I just thought that I better just send it to the whole ML for everyone to read. Authors note: This is the first fanfic that I've ever made in this kind of format, and if you don't watch ReBoot, you will not get this at all!!! Last note: I apologize for all grammar, this stupid program I used cannot find bad grammar at all, so please bear with me ::Before we start:: Questina: Well, my first X-Over, wish me luck! Jonny: Okay, but don't make me do anything stupid! Questina: *snickers* Jonny: This is one X-Over I don't usually get in, hope it's not too scary. Questina: Oh you'll like it *snickers some more* All staring: *JQ:TRA peoples* Jonny Quest Jessie Bannon Hadji Singh Race Bannon Dr. Quest Bandit Surd Rage *ReBoot peoples* Bob, Guardian 452 Dot Matrix Enzo Matrix AndrAIa Phong Mike the (annoying) TV Cecil MegaByte Hexadecimal *peoples that the Author added (her buds)* Chris the Twinki Towel Man Vanessa the worlds prettiest Vampire and many more! **And now on with the Fiction!** *************************************************************************** (Jonny and Jessie are playing a flight simulator game while Hadji is Downloading some JQ:TRA stuff he never knew existed, at the same time hacking some top secret government files ::ohhhhhh::) Jonny: Ha ha! I'm wining!!!!! Jessie: No I am now! Jonny: hey stop that!! Jessie: Watch out for the enemy bogies Jonny: Got 'em (All of the sudden, the boss comes out and defeats them both, and the game is over, but Hadji isn't watching so Jonny and Jessie sit there until...) Jonny: What's that? Jessie: I dunno, maybe some kind of perpetual energy ball out to destroy us sent by Surd Jonny: Yeah, that was my guess, But why do you have to make it sound so *deadly*? Jessie: It's a gift. Jonny: Obvious (Suddenly, the big ball of energy engulfs Jonny and Jessie) Jonny and Jessie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (Meanwhile, in Mainframe, Bob, Dot, Enzo, and AndrAIa were fighting in the very same game Jonny and Jessie started) Computer Voice: Warning! Game Corruption! Bob: What has the user done this time? Enzo: I dunno. AndrAIa: what is this 'Game Corruption'? Dot: It means RUN!!!!!! (Everyone runs out of the game cube to Dot's Diner as the game cube turns into a plot device, Dum dum duuuuuuuuuum!) Bob: A plot device, level three! Dot: Why do these things pop up whenever the Author makes a Crossover? Author: Because how else can two show collide to make a hailiarus outcome? Bob: you got a point. AndrAIa: This knife has a better one. Dot: Put That Down!!!!! Author: you can resume now. Bob: thank you, now I wonder what's 'ganna pop out this time? Enzo: Only the Author knows ( Now, the plot device splits in two and lands near MegaBytes Tor) Bob: I think something is about to come out. AndrAIa: How do you know that? Bob: Some stuff just came out AndrAIa: Oh, you must be smart. everyone: *Sigh* (Now, Bob, Enzo, and AndrAIa leave to play some games while leaving Dot stays to watch the cashier at the diner, meanwhile, some of the Quest Team come out of the plot device and just before it disappears behind them, it splits again and lands in front of the Principal Office, and once again it splits and lands in Lost Angles, another splits out and lands by kits sector) Jonny: Where are we? Jessie: I don't know! Hadji: Why am I here? I wasn't playing that game. Race: What were you doing? Hadji: Downloading and Hacking at the same time. Race: Fur on a Catfish Hadji! You created a plot device! Hadji: *blushes* Sorry. Jonny: Who cares, lets find out where we are ( they all head toward a place nearby them called 'Dot's Diner') Jonny: Cool, we can get something to eat. Jessie: Do you always have to think of food in situations like this? Jonny: It's a gift. Hadji and Jessie: Figures Race: Come on, lets just go. (Jonny and Jessie argue about who's better at things while the walk to Dot's Diner, Jonny isn't paying attention when he walks into the door and bumps right into Cecil, the waiter of the diner, he was carrying a tray full of food) Jonny: But I'm better a-Offffff!! Cecil: Saq le blu! Watch where your going you!! (Shakes and burgers fly in the air and land on top of Jonny Jessie and Hadji, Race moved out of the way when the collision happened. Dot saw the whole thing and offered to pick up the fallen Jonny Quest) Dot: Cecil! Don't hurt the customers! Sorry he hit you, he's not all on line you know. Jonny: I uh, I guess. Cecil: I head that!! *mumbles to himself and moves away* Dot: I better offer you all some free shakes to apologize to you all. Hadji: Thank you 'mam, We're new in town and I guess we're short on cash. Dot: Your welcome, I better get you all some towels so you can clean off, in the meantime, why don't you sit down? ( Everyone sit down at an empty booth and Dot give them some towels) Dot: I guess I'll give you those free shakes I promised you. Everyone: Okay ( when Dot leaves to get the shakes, when she's out of hearing range, Jonny talks to the others) Jonny: This place is weird, that girl is GREEN! Jessie: And don't forget the other little people here, they look like little 1's and 0's Hadji: Ah, who cares, lets try the shakes Race: Let's just hope that the shakes wont turn us green either (Dot comes back and brings the shakes) Dot: Here you go! four energy shakes! Everyone: Thank you (Jonny tries his shake first, finding out that the name of theses things are more than true) Jonny: *slurp* Hmm, this stuff is pretty good, Whoa!!!!! HEYILIKETHISSTUFFFYUMITHINKI'MGANNALIKETHISPLACETOO!HEYRACE ,HADJ,JESSIE,AREYOUGANNATRYTHEMTOO?HUHUHUHUHUHUH?ANDWHYIS THATLADYGREEN?WHEREAREWE? Race: Hey, what's in this stuff? Dot: It's energy, why do you ask? Jessie: Jonny normally doesn't act this way after he drinks a normal shake. Dot: your not from around here huh? Hadji: We don't know where we are at all, we just came out of that plot hole over there Dot: Oh, that explains everything, I think I better get my friends to help you out. (A few uh, nanoseconds later Bob, Enzo, and AndrAIa arrive) Bob: Hey Dot! Why did you want us over here for? Dot: Our friends here have just come through the plot hole we saw earlier. Jonny:HEYTHESEPEOPLEAREALLFUNNYCOLORSWHYISTHAT? Jessie: We're not from around here, my friend Jonny here drank one of the energy shake and now he went super hyper, I've never seen him like this. Enzo: Whoa! I thought I get hyper when I eat too many energy shakes, this guy had only one sip and went psycho! AndrAIa: Actually one time you did go hyper from just one shake Enzo: Hey, I ahd just got the wrong flavor on accident! AndrAIa: Yeah, Super Mega- Ultra Energy flavor. Jessie: Hey those two sound like us! Hadji: Only we don't have green skin Jessie: I wonder why we look like we're in QuestWorld? Bob: You sprites must not be from around here. Quest People: Sprites?? (The ReBoot 'sprites' look at each other confused, now they know the Quest Team is not from around here, then Bob remembers about the plot device that landed by his apartment in the kits sector and heads off to make sure no one is about to trash his place.) *************************************************************************** (At the plot hole in front of the Principal Office Dr. Quest comes out, Phong comes out to greet the new visitor) Phong: Welcome to Mainframe strangers Dr. Quest: I almost thought I was in QuestWorld, I look like I'm in QuestWorld Phong: What is this 'QuestWorld'? Dr. Quest: It's a VR program I invented, It's very similar to what we're in right now. Phong: I do not understand. Dr. Quest: Never mind, hey, what time is it? Phong: 17:39 Dr. Quest: For the first time of my life I think I'm lost, I wonder where the rest of my family went. Phong: I think I saw them down by Dot's Diner. Dr. Quest: Good, but how am I going to get there? Phong: You aren't from around here, are you? I guess I could lend you a zip board. (Dr. Quest gets on the 'zip board' and heads to Dot's Diner) ************************************************************************** (Bob is almost at his apartment in the kits sector when three figures come out of the plot device) Bob: Glitch! Identify! (Bob points his key tool at the three figures and on the screen shows two teenagers heading toward the apartments and one little dog, but Glitch could not identify if they were friendly or not) Bob: Oh User! I don't need anything worse than Mike the TV! (When Bob enters his apartment, he sees a short girl about 14 in user years and accompanying her was a strange boy 13 in user years wearing a towel toga and a crown made of twinkies, the dog was Bandit in his normal white fur and black mask markings) Bob: Who are you?! Girl: My name is Vanessa, I am the most beautiful Vampire in the world! *Smiles proudly* Boy: I am Twinki Towel Man! But you may call me Chris! I don't know who this dog belongs to. Look! he has a tag. (picks bandit up) This dog is named Bandit and he belongs to Jonny Quest. Bob: 'Lemmie guess, your with the Quest Team? Vanessa and Chris: No, but I think the dog does. The Author put us in here because we're her friends! Bob: Figures, Author: I had to put them in! their so funny! Bob: How'd you like it if they came to your house and wrecked it? Author: They wouldn't do that to me! Now go back to what you were doing, Bandit: Woof! ( Bandit goes over to Bob and bites him) Bob: Ow!! why do all dogs hate me?? (Vanessa and Chris laugh at Bob) Vanessa: Who are you? Bob: I am Bob, Guardian 452. Chris: Cool (Then the three run off somewhere in Bob's apartment and he soon hears a crashing and giggling) Bob: Hey!! leave that alone!! ( Bob leaves to find the three and stop them) ************************************************************************** ( This time, we're at the plot device at the Tor, and Surd pops out, he stands there looking shocked) Surd: Where am I? ( Just then, Hack and Slash come out and capture Surd) Hack: Oh goodie! we have a visitor to show to the boss! Slash: He'll be so pleased with us! Hack: Yeah, pleased Slash: Hey, I said that Hack: No, I did (the two slackies of Megabyte deliver Surd to him, while arguing all the way there.) MegaByte: Who have you brought me now? Another sprite? Hack: He came out of the plot device Slash: We caught him! Hack: Yeah, we caught him! Slash: I said that! MegaByte: Quiet you bumbling fools! now leave me with my new...Visotor...*Laughs evilly Surd: Oh, you think *your* evil huh? MegaByte: Yes, I am a virus, why else would I be? Now who are you? Surd: Did you call me a *sprite*? well, My name is Surd MegaByte: What else would I call you, your not a Binome, I'm MegaByte, the most powerful virus in the system Surd: I have no clue what your talking about MegaByte: Don't play games with me! I know you came from the SuperComputer, didn't you? Surd: Well I do have some very *super* computers but I did not come from one. MegaByte: How odd, well you must be a very powerful being, can I interest you in a partnership with me? Surd: As long as I can destroy the Quests. MegaByte: You my do whatever you like but no betrayal! Is it a deal? Surd: Sure, you can help me destroy the Quests and I'll help you destroy your enemies MegaByte: It's a deal. (::oooooh's:: all around the room) ************************************************************************** (Now, we're looking at the plot device that landed by Lost Angles, Hexadecimal's place. Rage came out and the plot device disappeared behind him) Rage: Where am I? The Book Of Rage Will Not Permit This! (Hex. saw the whole appearance through her magic mirror and decided to bring her new guest to her lair, suddenly Rage finds himself in front of a lady wearing a mask that fallow her expressions, but you can't see her lips move when she speaks) Hexadecimal: Who is this handsome man here? Rage: I am Ezekial Rage! I shall bring destruction to the world! Hex: How interesting *puts intreuged mask on* I like your attitude, and your mask, *puts desire mask on* you look so...Scary! Rage: It does? well thank you 'mam, I must say your masks are also lovely. Hex: Well, I've never had a guy who complemented me before. Rage: Well, I 'kinda am growing a fancy on you, aw heck! I can destroy the world some other time. (Soon, Hexadecimal and Rage fall deeply in love, and forget all about the people who they were plotting against) ************************************************************************** (We're back in the Kits sector in Bob's apartment, and Bob is still chasing the author's friends she let loose in MainFrame, Vanessa found Bob's old 262 car and starts messing with it) Vanessa: I wonder what would happen if I popped the hood and messed with stuff (Chris the Twinki Towel Man or we can call him Chris wanders in to help Vanessa mess with Bob's car) Chris: Hey why don't you tweek that thingy and spin that do-bober. Vanessa: Hmmmm, maybe I should start the car and see if I helped Chris: Okay, lets try it before blue skinned crome-hair finds us (Vanessa turns the key that was left in the ignition so conveniently) :::Stall....Stall....Click::: Chris: 'Lemmie put this in! (Chris sticks a Twinki somewhere that seems approaite) Chris: Try it again! :::::Stall.....vAROOM!!:::: (Bob has found the two as they have just got the car to work, still dragging Bandit on his ankle) Bob: There you ar- Hey, you got the 262 working, how'd you do that? Chris: I stuck a Twinki in the engine Bob: I never thought of trying that... Chris: YES! I'M A GENIUS!! I MUST PRAY TO THE TWINKI GODS TO THANK THEM!! Vanessa: He's always that way Bob: Okaaaay, *Steps back a few steps* ( Then, Mike the TV enters the apartment with his annoying self) Mike: Bobby.. I'm home!!! *I love Lucy impersonation Bob: Oh no! Can you two keep Mike busy while I clean up? I don't need another troublemaker in this place. (Vanessa and Chris smile with an evil twist to it) Mike: Oh! I see you have visitors! How neat! (Vanessa creeps up behind Mike ready to bite him) Mike: Who are you little sprite? Chris: I'm not a sprite, I'm TWINKI TOWEL MAN! But you may call me Chris Mike: Okaaay, hi Chris what are you doing he- ( Vanessa pounced on him and started chewing on his TV screen head) Mike: Hey!! get off me!! Vanessa: Die! Die!! Die!! I will suck your blood unless you show some Dawson's Creek! ( Mike turns himself on and shows some Dawson's Creek) Vanessa: Okay, I wont kill you, not until the show is over. (Mike hopes it would be a marathon so he could save himself but... it was not his luck, by the time the show is over, Vanessa is chasing Mike the TV around) Bob: Is she always like this? Chris: Not unless there's an annoying person in the room Bob: Figures ************************************************************************** (Dr. Quest finally found Dot's Diner on Buadway (not spelled wrong) and was reunited with his family, but they are wondering where Bandit is. Jonny, Hadji and Jessie are explaining about life in the Real World, and Enzo and AndrAIa are telling the rest of the Quest Team about life in Mainframe) Enzo: When sprites lose in a game they get nullified. Jessie: What's 'nullified'? AndrAIa: I asked the same question when I got here. Enzo: It's where you get turned into a mindless, foot long, colored worm thing. Jonny and Jessie: ewwwww! I don't think that's fun, has any uh-. Enzo: Nulls. Jonny: Uh, right nulls been turned back to a sprite again? AndrAIa: No, none that were heard of, I guess you become a nul for the rest of your life. Hadji: That sounds terrible! ( Dr. Quest and Race were talking to Dot about how they ended up in Mainframe). Dr. Quest: then we think Hadji here made a little mess with some hacking and downloading and everyone related to the Quest Team ended up here, we 'kinda got scattered. Race: I'm not sure if our enemies got zapped here too, I really hope they didn't (Hadji heard Dr. Quest assuming that the whole incident was all his fault and got into the conversation) Hadji: Hey I heard That! What make you so sure that I caused this whole thing? Maybe the Zin Twins got some Voodoo dolls of us and sent us here with some spells AndrAIa: What's 'Voodoo'? Jonny: Voodoo is where you get a doll that looks like your victim and then you get a personal item of your victim, then you can torment the doll all you want and your victim will experience the same feelings. Enzo: Alphanumeric! AndrAIa: Hey! let me try that! (AndrAIa grabs a doll that looks like Megabyte and gets one of his nail clippings and puts it on the head of the doll like Megabyte's crown. Then she tosses the doll across the room waiting for a response. Meanwhile, while Megabyte was plotting against Bob and the Quest Team he was suddenly hurled across the throne room) Megabyte: So if we dele- Ahhhhhhhhh!!!! *whumph* Surd: I didn't know you could fly Megabyte: I can't, I just felt some hands grab me and then I was tossed cross the room like a doll Surd: That looks like fun! Megabyte: believe me, it's not Surd: Oh well, I can just hope I get a chance ************************************************************************** (Bob enters the diner holding two kids by the back of their shirts, he sees AndrAIa playing with a doll that looked very much like Megabyte) Bob: Where have you all been? I've been attacked by these little people, they've been messing with my place! Dot: How did that happen? Bob: I don't know? Chris: We came out of that portal thing and saw a new place to trash! Vanessa: It's not that every day we find a new building to mess up. Bob: Are these two with you guys? *looks at the Quest Team* Quest Team: No. Enzo: I've never seen them before, they don't look like sprites. Vanessa: The author put us in here! Dot: Oh no! Not the author! Bob: I better keep an eye on these two, who knows what else they can do AndrAIa: Did they do anything to your car? Bob: That's it, they fixed my car! (everyone stares at Chris and Vanessa) Chris: I though I was messing the car up! it was worthless anyway. Bob: THE CAR IS NOT WORTHLESS! IT'S A CLASSIC! Jessie: Quiet down! your 'ganna make us all deft! (then Bob puts Chris and Vanessa into a cage, but they don't stay there for long...) ************************************************************************** (later, a game cube drops suddenly, and of course, Bob went into it to play, but a few stow-aways wanted to play too. Maybe to help win it or to make Bob lose, only the Author will know) Bob: Okay, I'm in the game, lets see what game this is....Glitch! Game stats! *pauses* Hmmmmmm, a racing game. The user has to reach the bridge in level 5 to win, and I'm in level 4, the user is in level 2. This should be easy! (Bob reboots and has a sporty VW bug with flames painted near the wheels, but the speedometer doesn't go past 70, so Bob may have some problems) Bob: User! This puny little car is way slow! What is this? A granny's car? (Suddenly, a Lamborgini passes Bob by super breakneck speed fast) Bob: I hope that guy isn't the user, or I'm in big silicon. (But to Bob's surprise, the pretty fast red car stops, pulls back to Bob's wimpy bug, and out pops Jonny Quest's head) Jonny: Hey! Cool game, look at what I got when I hit this little button on my shirt! (Bob's jaw drops) Jonny: Hey, I saw Enzo back where I started, I passed him up after he tried to beat me in his little mini van Bob: why does the new guy always gets the cool stuff when he reboots? Jonny: I don't know? Maybe 'cause I'm cool. (Then Jonny revs the engine and speeds away and is out of sight after about three seconds) Bob: If this guy wins, I may be out of a job soon (Back at the start line, Enzo got about five feet and another car passed him up, this time it was one of those new, fancy electric cars and Chris was at the steering wheel, Vanessa was in the passenger's seat) Enzo: Why can't I ever win a game? (soon the user puts along and nears Enzo's car, the user's car was a run down Gremlin that failed every few feet, and took 30 minutes to restart) Enzo: Ha ha! at least I got a chance! (Enzo pulls out a cheating device and sticks it in the ignition. The little mini van revs up and goes about 100 mph in 1.7 Game seconds) Enzo: Yahoo!!!!!!!!!!!! I rule!!!!!!!! *************************************************************************** (back in Mainframe, AndrAIa was still playing with the Voodoo doll and Megabyte was feeling every move she controled him with.) Megabyte: Okay, at first this was a little bothersome, but now I REALLY hurt! When I find out who is doing this to me, their getting erased! (Back at Dot's Diner) AndrAIa: Dolly flies up in the sky! Flying high! Opps! (AndrAIa throws the Voodoo doll at the wall, Hard! While back at the Tor, Megabyte was hurled into the wall, denting his head armor) Jessie: Well, if it does work, I'll try it on Surd. Hadji: Speaking of him, do you think he may of been sent here to? Race: We better hope not, we don't need anybody making it harder to get home. Dr. Quest: Surd may not be are only problem, Rage could be here to. Dot: Who are you talking about? Jessie: Are worst enemies, the people who want to kill us. AndrAIa: Do you mean your resident Viruses? Hadji: I guess you could say that. ************************************************************************** (After Jonny won the game and the game cube lifted; Jonny, Bob, and Enzo went back to the diner to get something to eat. Well, Bob and Enzo did, Jonny was just going back to his family) Bob: Jonny, I've never seen anyone drive like that! Jonny: It's a talent I have Enzo: Well Jonny, if you stay any longer, Bob may be out of a job winning games. Bob: I heard that!! Jonny: I wanna be a Guardian!!! Enzo: Me too!! Jonny: Lets take Bob's job!!!! Enzo: Yeah! (Jonny and Enzo tie Bob up and take his uniform, Jonny takes Bob's pants and Enzo, Bob's shirt. Jonny gets a little piece of cardboard and paints it to look like a Guardian's icon, Enzo just paints his yellow in the white parts. Then they leave him all tied up in front of his arprtment wearing nothing but a pair of pink bunny boxers) Bob: Hey! Hey! You can't leave me here! I'm a Guardian! Nooooo! Jonny: It's okay, it's only for a .... a .... Enzo: Just a second Jonny: Yeah, just for today. We'll give your clothes back ..... Maybe (So Jonny and Enzo leave Bob alone to be gawked at by all passer byers ************************************************************************** (back at the Tor...) Surd: When are we ganna execute the plan? Megabyte: We were supposed to start now but...I'm a little tied up right now. (Megabyte is floating throughout the Tor, hitting walls or beams every now and then) Surd: I wonder who's doing that? Megabyte: I got my men on it right now. (Suddenly, one of MB's spies vidwinows in) Spy Binome: Sir, the grass is red and we get to play in the dark. Megabyte: What *ow* are you saying?! *he hits another wall Spy Binome: Uh, AndrAIa seems to have a curse on you Surd: Sounds like she has a Voodoo spell on you. Sounds like a good idea, I should of thought of that. Megabyte: I wonder how we can stop this? Surd: All you do is get the doll that has the spell on it and get rid of the personal item. Megabyte: I guess I could do that. Hack! Slash! Get me that doll! Hack: We will boss! Slash: We sure will! we're going pronto! Megabyte: Good. ************************************************************************** (Megabyte vidwindows to the diner where AndrAIa is still playing with the Voodoo doll.) Megabyte: Excuse me but, I think you have a Voodoo spell on me AndrAIa: Maybe I do. Hadji: Hey! The Voodoo worked! Jessie: Maybe we should do one for Surd! Race: That sounds like a good idea! (Jessie darts off and comes back with a doll that looks like Surd. It has a lock of Surds hair on the head.) AndrAIa: Anyway, we're not ganna give you the dolls! Who knows? I might drop it in the blender and....*She gets out a blender and turns it on for a second* Delition of the Virus! Jessie: Ohhh! Your so wicked! AndrAIa: Why thank you! (Jessie steps on the Surd doll) *From the background, they can see Surd flatten like a cartoon pancake* Surd: *ow!* (AndrAIa and Jessie do a high five) Jessie: We rule! ************************************************************************** (Just as Enzo and Jonny are about to get to the diner, Enzo thinks something up) Enzo: I got an idea! Jonny: What? Enzo: I know how we can be super Guardians! Jonny: How? Enzo: I did this once, we just slow down the clock speed of the system at the Principal Office! Jonny: I get it! I did that on accident, I was trying to upgrade and I accendently slowed down the computer, it was that way for weeks! Man! I thought it was broken! Enzo: Man, were you basic! Jonny: What's basic mean? Enzo: Uh, kind of like, uh.... when you act like a person who can't really function right. Jonny: You mean like stupid, right? Enzo: I guess you could say that. Jonny: Cool, so are we ganna slow down the clock speed? Enzo: Yeah, come on! I can get in without Phong caring. Jonny: Cool! (Jonny and Enzo race off to the Principal Office on their zip boards) ******************************************************* (At the Principal Office, Jonny and Enzo got past Phong and got into the clock speed room. and stood in front of the clock ready to put in the new settings) Enzo: We want to slow the speed of Mainframe down to 8 bit! Jonny: Yeah! We want to be smarter than anyone else in Mainframe! (The clock shot up a beam of energy and then stopped. When Jonny and Enzo went outside of the Principal Office, everything had slowed down.) ******************************************************* End of Part one