Date: January 2, 2000
Category: Non-Fanfic (M), H
Disclaimer: I don't own JQ, HB does, nor do I own Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (from
which this song is taken ) Yash Raj Films does, no money is being made out
of this venture..
Archives: Go for it..
You'll see the translations but its very hard to be accurate, especially to
convey the idea into English. It sounds stupid but the tune is very catchy
and peppy and I was in a weird mood and all. If you really want to hear the
song go to http://www.yashrajfilms.com/archive/kuch/music.htm

Koi Mil Gaya
I got someone

Scene: Its been cloudy since morning and Hadji, Jonny, Jessie are in the
garage trying to form a band. And it starts raining.

Koi mil gaya
I got someone
*Jonny glares at Jessie. They are fighting with Hadji acting as the referee*
Koi mil gaya
I got someone
*Hadji is smiling away at the whole scene*
Koi mil gaya
I got someone
*Jessie is getting frustrated*

Mujhko kya hua hai,
What's happened to me,
*Jonny picks Jessie up and drops her in a wet puddle in the rain out side*
Kyon main kho gaya hun
Why have I lost control of myself,
*Hadji, who was previously sitting on the bonnet of a car has fallen down
laughing*
Pagal tha main pehale,
Was I mad before,
*Jessie gets real mad at takes a handful of mud and throws it*
Ya ab ho gaya hun
Or have I become mad now
*Jonny, who's also laughing, ducks *
Behki hain nigahen
Your eyes are wandering
*Hadji's eyes open wide when he sees the ball of mud coming straight at him*
Aur bikhre hain baal
And your hair is ruffled
*Jonny's laughing at Hadj when he's also hit*
Tumne banaya hai kya apna yeh haal
What have you done to yourself
*Hadji comes outside the garage looking like a mud Monster*
Koi mil gaya... Koi mil gaya
I got someone.. I got someone
*Jessie looks triumphant and gets up from her seated position*
Mera dil gaya... Mera dil gaya
My heart went away.. My heart went away
*Dr. Quest comes out to see what the commotion is all about*
Kya bataaun yaaron
What can I say my friends
*Jonny takes some mud and throws it at Jessie ( Authors note: Its still
raining )*
Main to hil gaya
I have been shaken
*Jessie ducks*
Main to hil gaya
I have been shaken
*Hadji takes a handful and also takes aim*
Koi mil gaya... mil hi gaya
I got someone.. I just got someone
*Benton is splashed with mud repeatedly*
Mil gaya... hey, mil hi gaya
Got someone.. hey, I just got someone
*Jessie points to Jonny and Hadji and is having trouble standing and
laughing that hard*
Mil gaya
Got someone
*Jonny and Hadji also start laughing looking at their father*

Jaane kya ho gaya hai mujhe
God knows what's happened to me
*Dr. Quest gets real angry*
Deewaana log kehne lage
People have started calling me mad ( crazy )
*He goes inside*
Ye diwaangi hai kya,
What is this craziness all about
*Jessie starts dancing in the Rain*
Humen bhi to ho pata
Can we not also know about
*Jonny and Hadji look at each other and nod*
Tumko kya ho gaya...
What's happened to you
*They go and drop Jessie in the mud puddle again*

Are, kal talak mujhko sab hosh tha
Oh, Until yesterday I was alright
*She is fully covered in mud and slosh now*
Dil mein khushiyon ka josh tha
In my heart was happiness and energy
*Jonny and Hadj start a war-like cry*
Phir ye bechainee hai kyon?
Then why are you anxious?
*They stop in surprise*
Phir ye betaabi hai kyon?
Then why are you so eager?
*They look at Jessie making the same noise with a LOT of mud*
Kya koi kho gaya?
Has someone gotten lost?
*They start to run*

Koi mil gaya... Koi mil gaya
I got someone.. I got someone
*A car is coming up the driveway*
Ho, Mera dil gaya... Mera dil gaya
Oh, My heart went away..
*Jessie is hysterical and loosely fires at them*
Kya bataaon yaroon
What can I say my friends
*The car is sloshed with mud*
O, main to hil gaya
Oh, I have been shaken
*It stops and an angry Race steps out*

Baadal ban kar koun aa gaya
Who has come like a storm into your life
*The clouds on the horizon darken*
Kaun hai jo dil pe yoon chha gaya
Who has captured your heart
*Hadj and Jonny seizing this moment try to take aim at Jessie*
Chahun ke bataaon main,
I wish to tell you,
*Race gets pelted as he comes in front of Jessie*
Phir bhi kah na paaon main
But I can’t tell
*The boys inwardly go "OHOH"*
Naam uska hai kya?
What her name is?
*Behind Race Jessie is wagging her finger*

Ho..., naam na lo par kuch to kaho
Oh.. Don’t take her name but tell us something
*Race is very angry now and he scoops up some mud*
Halka sa koi ishaara to do
Make some sort of gesture
*He begins to throw it when he is interrupted by some noise in the
background*
Meri aankhon mein hai woh,
She is in my eyes,
*All of them turn to look*
Meri sanson mein hai woh,
She is in my breath,
*They see Dr. Quest with a HUGE mud throwing machine*
Aur kahoon tumse kya...?
What else should I tell..?
*The machine scoops mud from the ground and readies it self.
By now, Race, Jess, Jonny, Hadj are all slowing backing*

Koi mil gaya... Koi mil gaya
I got someone..
*The machine fires and everyone ducks*
Mera dil gaya
My heart went away
*Race's car is in slosh*
Kya bataaun yaaron
What can I say my friends
*Scene: It has stopped raining and the sun is out.*
Kya bataaun yaaron
What can I say my friends
*In the garage, Jess, Hadj, Jonny and Benton look at Race*
O, Main to hil gaya
Oh, I have been shaken
*They are about to argue with him when they quiet down. He has a gun in his
hand*
Mai to hil gaya
I have been shaken
*They all go back to cleaning out his car*
Koi mil gaya
I got someone
*Meanwhile, Race sneaks out.*
Mil hi gaya... mil gaya
I just got someone.. got someone
*"BWAHAHAHAHAHAH"*
Mil hi gaya... mil gaya
Mil hi gaya
*Everyone ( in the garage ) turn to see who's laughing so loud*
Mil gaya... ho... Mil hi gaya
Mil gaya...
*They get pelted with mud from the mud machine that Race is operating*