Title: Junkyard Dawg, 1/1 
Author: Heather, the Goddess of Evil
Date: January 31, 2000
Category/Rating: Family/G
Archiver's: Have at it you've my permission.
Disclaimer:  I do not own ony of the characters from
the show Jonny Quest, which is owned by HB.  I also do
not own the song "Junkyard Dawg", which is owned by
The Standards*.  I am not making any money from this.
Do not sue me.  Thank you.
 
Junkyard Dawg
Written and Performed by: The Standards

"On the Corner of town 'bout 42nd and main"
*Night: The camera moves down a sidewalk, no one in
sight.*

"Behind a fence, on a pile there lives a Junk Yard
Dog"
*The camera looks into the window of an apartment
building to show Race in a dilapidated apartment.*

"See him in da morning"
*Race stands on the corner smoking a cigarette trying
to seem inconspicuous.*

"See him every night"
*Same scene at night.*

"Struttin' down the alley"
*Race looks around himself and drops his cigarette
onto the pavement grinding it under his heel.*

"Looking for a fight"
*Race is suddenly jumped and then the scene fades to
black.*

"Bout midnight you will hear him"
*Scene fades in to show the front hall of the
compound.  A young Jonny and Hadji come running to hug
the legs of Race and Dr. Quest.*

"Braggin' to the gang"
*Race is sitting on the couch with Jonny and Hadji on
either side of him listening to him intently.*

"Telling all the stories"
*Jonny and Hadji beg Race to tell them another story.*

"Bout how he earned his fame"
*Race smiles and laughs at their enthusiasm and then
proceeds to tell them another story.*

"Cause I'm the meanest"
Background: "He's the meanest"
*Race stands with his feet slightly apart and his arms
folded over his chest.  At twelve years of age Jonny
and Hadji stand behind smiling at him.*

"Yeah I'm the roughest"
Background: "He's the roughest"
*Same scene as before.*

"I'm the biggest, baddest dog in town"
*Camera pulls back to show Jessie and Dr. Quest
laughing and rolling their eyes at the trio.*

"I ain't no weenie"
Background: "He ain't no weenie"
*Race faces off with a bigger opponent.*

"I'm just a meanie"
Background: "Just a meanie"
*They tackle each other going off screen.*

"So all you little doggies turn around"
*Race stands with his foot perched on the top of the
man's chest and his arms once again folded across his
chest.*

"Well he wears a spike-ed collar"
*Race stands at a corner waiting in ambush.*

"Around his mangy neck"
*Someone comes behind him and tries to choke him with
a length of wire.*

"He sits on a top his junk pile"
*Race, dusting his hands off, stands behind a pile of
men.*

"Raisin' loads of heck"
*Race surrounded by men who all attack at once.*

"One day at on the Boardwalk"
*Race walking on a boardwalk.*

"Hanging with his pals"
The camera pulls back to show he is alone.*

"They turned around the corner"
*Race begins to whistle to himself.*

"And ran into some gals"
*He turns a corner and runs into a red haired woman.* 

Spoken:
"Hey baby what's your name?"
*Race apologizes to the woman then asks her her name.*

"My name's Fifi, but you can call me whatever you want
big boy."
*She looks at him suspiciously, but with a twinkle in
her eye and tells him.*

"Well what are the chances of you and me getting'
together?"
*Race asks the woman out.*

"I'd say the chances are pretty good Mr. Junk Yard
Dog."
*Laughing the woman agrees.*

"Now you see him in the backyard flowers everywhere"
*Race comes out of a tent the jungle as a backdrop.*

"That female pup has changed him"
*The woman, Estelle, comes out behind him, her stomach
bulging.*

"Now the term being in the dog house…"
*Race is pacing in a waiting room.*

"Has become reality for the junk yard"
*A nurse enters to tell him his now the proud father
of a beautiful baby girl.*

Sung:
"No more spike-ed collars"
*Shot of Race's back.*

"No more dirty fights"
*Camera slowly begins to pan around Race.*

"No more shady alleys"
*His arms are moving as the camera continues to pan
around him.*

"No more sleepless nights"
*Race turns to show he has a bottle in his hand, which
he carries with him as he walks along.*

"Now he's waitin' for the paper"
*Race comes out of the front door of a house carrying
an infant Jessie in his arms.*

"Sittin' in the yard"
*He sits in a chair on the porch and begins to feed
his daughter.*

"He lets the mailman pet him"
*A mail truck slows to a stop waves to Race, deposits
some mail in the mail box, then drives away.*

"He's not allowed to bark"
*Estelle puts a hand on Race's shoulder stopping him
from entering a fight as Policemen enter the scene.*

"This has been the story"
*Scene from before of Race telling stories to Hadji
and Jonny.  However, Jonny and Hadji are now asleep.*

"About our mighty friend"
*Race smiles softly as he thinks of his past days.*

"And how his reign of terror"
*He digs his thumb and forefinger into the breast
pocket of his shirt…*

"Found an ironic end"
*And pulls out a picture of Jessie and gazes at it as
the screen fades to black.*