Oh, no! A Monty Python Parody! Uh-oh…that means that she’s found the list of permanent fic volunteers that resides in Ina-chan’s head! I’m afraid so. Date: January 14, 2000 Title: Jonty Questhon and the Holy Snail Author: Meghan/Ashleigh Category: Humor, Insanity, MLer, X-over Disclaimer: I am in no way, shape, or form responsible for the high caffeine amounts I have consumed. JQ is owned by someone else. So is Monty Python. I, however, own THIS. So there. :) Plus, these are just the credits ;) Archivers permission: If you *really* want it…just let me know where it lands. Jonty Questhon and the Holy Snail Jonti Questh0n ik den Holike Snalen Written and performed by: Meghan/Ashleigh Jonny Quest Dr. Benton Quest Race Bannon Jessie Bannon Hadji Singh Bandit the Dog Rotern nik Akten Di with THE JONNY QUEST MAILING LIST wik Also appearing: MORE RANDOM MLERS Als0 wik Also also appearing: FRIENDS AND RELATIVES OF THE AUTHOR Als0 als0 wik Camera Operator: Cam Rawon Camera Focus: Cam Raclarity Camera Assistant: Cam Rahelp Camera Grip: Cam Rahold Chargehand Electrician: Buzzy Bolts Lighting: Fla Shabulb Rosturm Cameraman: Ann Othercam Raman Wi n0t trei a h0liday in Sweden thi yer? Sound Recordist: Pitchta Kerdowner Sound Mixer: Pitchsc Rambler Boom Swinger: Mikewa Ver Sound Maintenance: Pitchfi Xerupper Sound Assistant: Pitchhe Lper Dubbing Editor: Cha Ngeso Undbeta Assistant Editors: Bet Awon, Bet Atoo, Bet Athri Sound Effects: Moo Siefect See the l0veli lakes Continuity: Constance Cee Accountant: Bucksgo Byebye Production Secretary: Manufa Ctureclerk Property Buyer: La Andshopper Property Master: La Andkeeper Property Men: La Andpeople Catering: Wimaku Saiyum Vehicles: Insur Ancenoti Ncluded The W0nderful teleph0ne system Assistant Art Director: Lov Lee Fotoes Construction Manager: Iam Bilding Carpenters: Karen and Painter: Arteest Stagehand: Stageap Pendage Rigger: Gearm An And mani interesting furry animals With special extra thanks to the inventors of pixy stix, caffeine, and sugar highs. Made entirely on location in Meghan’s Head and Caffeine Castle, Sugar Castle, and many other places that exist there. By Strange (Mler) Pictures Ltd., 20, Sugar Square, Mlerville, Mailing List Land. Completed at The Lighthouse Studio, Rockport, Maine. Copyright ( C for Crazy ) The producer would like to thank the Woodsy Order Entrances Ltd, Sugar and Caffeine Damages, Strangeness University, and the people of Mlerville for their assistance in the production (or lack thereof) of this fic. The characters and incidents shown and the names used are in some cases fictitious and we hope that you never go through any of these events, but if you do or have it is accidental, unintentional, and probably bad for your sanity. Signed IAM NOGOOD Including the majestic ch0c0late m00use Songs: Mel Lody Additional Music: Moore Tunes A ch0c0late m00use once bit my br0ther… Costume Designer: Pret T. Clothes No realli! He was Karving his signature on the ch0c0late m00use with a sharpened chiken lonchur given by me - Meghan/Ashlee - a strange pers0n and star of many strange home videe0s: "The Birfday Partee", "The Suugar Daance", "Meeghan’s Firs Day of Sch00l." We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been locked away with the clones. Mynd you, ch0c0late m00use bites Kan be pretty nasti… We apologize again for the lack of sanity in the subtitles. Those responsible for locking way the people who have just been locked away have been locked away. Production Manager: Keepin Gbusy Assistant Director: Iyel Ltwo Special Effects: Fun Keystuff Choreography Fight Director and Era Consultant: Ido Lotsastuff Make-Up Artists: Boz Otheclown Photography: Clickee Clickee M00use trained by: Thebigfat Monitormonster Lighting Cameraman: Spark Yfilm Special M00use Effects: Choco Latte M00use Costumes: Hersh E Choclat Designer: Pla Nner M00use Choreographed by: Sugar Peach Fairy IV Miss Trailor’s M00uses by M00use trained to thaw chickens and sign autograph books by: Ima M00use Editor: Fixe Rupper M00uses’ noses wiped by: Imatis Sue Large m00use on the left part of the monitor in the fourth scene from the beginning, given an education in hamburger flipping and calculator-us by: Iama Teechur Suggested poses for the m00use by: Cory Ographer Chocolate-care by: Iliv Fourchoclate The people from this company hired to continue writing the credits once the other people had been locked away wish for the population of Mlerville to visit them in prison. The credits were completed in a different style at our great expense at the very last possible moment. Executed Producer: Iam Deadnow Producer: Luckyto Bealive Assisted by: Lala the Buffalo Ernie the Buffalo II Wings de Buffalo III Spiced Wings de Buffalo IV Directed by: 50 SPECIFICALLY INSTRUCTED CUISINE EXPERTS AND SEVERAL FAST FOOD CHAINS