Lesli: GO HADJI!!! Heather: YOU CAN TAKE HIM JONNY!!! Lesli: THERE'S NO WAY JONNY CAN WIN!!! Heather: OH YEAH? Lesli: YEAH Heather: Maybe he could if he weren't so busy in Bangalore all the time. Lesli: BLASPHEMY. Don't even speak of that accursed place!!!! Heather: ::chanting:: Bangalore, Bangalore Lesli: AHHHH!!!! Announcer: What will happen next? Will Lesli and Heather ever solve their differences civilly? Who will win the Jell-O wrestling match? Find out next time when the fate of these people are placed in a new writer's hands. Heather: In other words... ~~~ ???:Peanuuuuuuuuuutbudddddddder!!!! Puck Jonny!!! Here honey let me help you! EVERYONE!! JONNY CLONE COMING THROUGH PBJonny: Peanudbudder Heather what in the world is THAT? Puck: Oh he was the very last clone out of the tank, he wasn't finished yet, you see, I did some research and the Jonny's go through special phases, like superhero, Nerdy, gay, and finally, the jonny clone mixes all of these personalities together and a full blown Jonny clone is "born" out of the tank, and you see, this Jonny clones vocabulary and stage development were halted, and so He can't say anything but peanut butter and he's a nerd. Puck See, I TOLD you they would understand! PBJonny: Peanut butter. Puck: NO, they all understand, right guys??? PBJonny and Puck Together: PEEENUD BUDDER!!!! ALL: ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!!! Both: ???: okay, now that THAT is over with and EVERYONE is here LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!! Random MLer: Who's that??? ???: I AM......... Cassie: I am Cassandra! Heather: Umm, Cassie? We already know your name. Cassie: No, look. See? Guess: No comment. Cassie: Can't you guys see? I'm Hadji's Cheerleader! Melissa: Then why does the uniform say "Statesmen"? Cassie: Oh, fudgemuffins, I forgot to change the colors! COLORUS CHANGUS! Puck: What the heck is that supposed to do? Puck's Jonny Clone: Peanubudder! Dutchgirl: I think she's insane. Cassie: You common Muggles wouldn't understand what a fifth year Hogwa- I mean, a sophomore at my school can do. Melissa: I recommend cutting off her supply of Harry Potter books, she's worse than I am! Heather: Cassie: Deepu: Wow. Cassie: Now it's time to cheer him on! Melissa: Lesli, did you leave your 5 lb. Sour Patch Kids bag open? Lesli: Umm, yeah. Why? Melissa: Lesli: Oh. Dutchgirl: Is she really a cheerleader? Guess: Nope. Just borrowed the outfit from a friend of hers. Deepu: GO HADJI GO!! GO GO GO!!! Cassie: HEY!! I thought I was the cheerleader!! Deepu: Well, you are, but I'm just cheering Heather: Isn't that the same thing?? Deepu: Uhh..err.... Cassie: You can't cheer!! Deepu: But I CAN!! Guess: Sorry, fighting is not permitted outside the pool, and you're not even Male Questors!! No Bandit!! Don't bite PBJonny... D & C: Maybe both of us can cheer?? PBJonny : Peanut Butter.. Guess : OK!!! Heather: It's horrid! Cassie It's disgusting! Lesli: GO HADJI!!! YOU CAN TAKE HIM!!!! Melissa It's inhuman Guess: It's Deepu and Bandit genetically mixed wearing the same cheerleader costume as Cassie Cassie: What have I done?!?!?!?! Melissa:Don't worry you can fix it. Just go to the second door on the right and take care of it. Cassie: But everyone will try to follow me and- MelissaI'll just create a diversion. YO! TURBAN BOY! Cassie: THAT'S your idea of a diversion?! Melissa: Well- Cassie: How dare you hurt my Hadji! Guess: Hey! No fighting outside the-uggh Hadji: Sorry. I missed. Guess: Well if that's the way it's going to be! Heather: Maybe he could if he weren't so busy in Bangalore all the time. Lesli: BLASPHEMY. Don't even speak of that accursed place!!!! Heather: ::chanting:: Bangalore, Bangalore Lesli: AHHHH!!!! Heather: Hey! Only I can torment Lesli! Random MLer: Hey! Deepu and Bandit genetically mixed wearing the same cheerleading costume :: C-A-S-S-I-E-E-E-E--E-E-E-E--E-E-E-E-E-E!!!!!!! Cassie : Oh Boy!! Am I in trouble or what?!! Deepu and Bandit genetically mixed wearing the same cheerleading costume: You are in HUGE TROUBLE!!! Cassie: Why?? Deepu and Bandit genetically mixed wearing the same cheerleading costume: Because I have Bandit with and he has a tremendous urge to bite.. GROWWOLLL!! Cassie : AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! Heather Who would have thought that a simple sport like Jell-O wrestling would turn into an all out battle? Okay, everyone knew this was inevitable. We all remembered what happened with the strip club fic? Cassie, Guess, Dutchgirl: What strip club fic? Heather: Nevermind, I'll tell you later after we finish this one. Deepu: IF we finish this one. Pass-a -fics tend to go unfinished. Melissa: I've been waiting for this Benton: Like the woman said, it was inevitable Jessie: Glad *I* didn't end up like Jonny and Hadji Jonny and Hadji: Oh yeah Jess? Melissa and Cassie: Benton: It's a bird! Race: It's a plane! Jessie, Jonny, and Hadji: IT'S A GIANT BLOB OF JELLO!!!! Cassie: Umm...peskipiksi pesternomi? Uhoh...not Lockhart! Heather: Not *another* Harry Potter magical mess-up! Meghan: Melissa: STOP!!! Cassie: Melissa- how? Jessie: Yeah, I mean- JONNY GET YOUR HAND OFF MY A- Melissa: Elementary. I'm writing this part of the fic, so what ever I want can happen. Guess: Oh. Melissa: This is also the end of the fic. Various MLers: The END? I never new pass-a fics had ends! Melissa: Well this one does. And I would like to take this opportunity to say that I am going to be compiling all these e-mails into one huge fic, so anyone else who wants to do it can forget about it. Melissa: And so, with a wave of my magic wand, I will turn everything back to normal and no one will remember anything. Guess: Now hold on a sec- Melissa: A la Peanut butter sandwich! Guess: Huh? Who am I? Depuu: I feel strangely relieved that Bandit is half way across the room from me. Cassie: I have a tummy ache. Jonny and Hadji Help! We can't swim! Lesli, Dutchgirl, and Heather: Don't worry dear! Jessie: Ya know, I seem to remember something about Jello... Guess: And Melissa... Melissa: Opps, must have mixed up the Moon Scepter with my magic wand again! Gotta run! Heather: It's not ending yet. Puck: Hey!! What's going on here? I thought this Jell-o party thing was set in stone..... PBJONNNNNY!!!!!!" Puck: Ohhhh Hunny.... what's wrong? Are you sad cause everybody left???? PBJonny: ppppppppeeeeeeeaaaaaaannnnnuuuuddddbbbuuudddeeerrr..... Puck: Okay, the party seems to have gotten out of hand... and PBJonny says that someone put Jello in his eyes, and DIDN'T say he/she/it was sorry!!! I want to find out who did it!!! Heather: I didn't do it Puckie Dearest, I swear. I mean, I AM the G of E, and I'm not too big on clones, but Peanud Budder Jonny I would never hurt, he's just too Kawaii, I swear Puck. Puck: Well, if it wasn't you, then who was it? Oberon: And whom mightiest you be? Evil Jonny: I put Jello in his eyes. PBJonny: PEEEEEEEEEEANUUUUUUUUT BUUUUUUUUTTTTTTEEEEERRRR!!!! Oberon: Aren't thou the Goddess of Evil? Heather: Yep ;) Oberon: Then why dons't thou changeth!? Puck: No way Heather, I respect your title as the G of E but I'm the Self proclaimed Goddess of realism, and as one goddess to another, I REALLY don't think he should be messed with right now... Evil Jonny: There! al the attention back to ME! BWAHAHAHAH! Puck: Okay okay already!! Enough with the evil laughter! Evil Jonny: well what would you rather have me laugh maniacally? All: YES! PBJonny: Hasn't anyone ever told you how much I hate rude people?! Puck/heather/Oberon: YOU CAN SPEAK!!?? PBJonny: Sure, I was just never mad enough, I am a special clone, you see, a cat was walking past the cloning tanks and accidentally knocked a whole bottle of "Anime Hidden Hero Formula" and when I'm not angry I'm a mild mannered geek-a-like whose vocabulary consists of "Peanut Butter" But I don't like jello in my eyes and I DON'T like rude people!! Heather: So this is what happens when peanut butter and Jello mix Puck: Yep, but I always thought there was always room for jello Heather: Puck why are we nearly nude? Puck: Such is the way with dragons. PBJonny and Oberon: PEANUTBUDDER! Heather: Can you believe this? Puck: It really is a miracle. Heather: Has anyone ever known of a pass-a-fic to be ended? Puck: Nope, but this one is. Heather: So, I guess we should sign it... The End.