The Amazing Jello Pool Pass-the-Fic
Authors:  Michelle aka Bryne, Heather Romito, the Godess of Evil, Guess 
Lilantre, Meach, Melissa, The Evil Demon Child, Cassie B, Deepu, Dutchgirl, 
The Puck, LesliWeird, Meghan/Ashleigh
Editor: Melissa
Catagorys: I, Other HR, Humor, ML
Archivers: Yes
Date:  April 10, 2000
Ed's note:  Ta-da!  I finished it!  28 pages, 8,035 words.  Can you believe 
it?!  Sending it our in 6 parts. I edited the format of the individual 
e-mails for consistancy.  Their are a few plot inconsistancys, but hey, it's 
a pass-da-fic.  What do you expect?


Introduction:  In early December, Lesli sent out a survey, "just for ****s 
and giggles"  Here is part of one of the responces:

>Do the words "Hadji" and "Jello" just sound nice togther to anybody else?

I've got the most scathingly brilliant idea- Let's find out! 
::takes out a map of Questorville:: 
Now where-?  Oh here! We'll knock down the wall between the indoor swimming 
pool and wrestling floor. 
::pick up cell phone and says a few things in it. All of a sudden some large 
truck and sweaty men come in,much to the surprise of the MLers:: 
Over there boys!
Now, who's got Hadji?

I'm serious about this, nothing interesting has happened since the Jonny 
Wars!!

~Melissa
The Evil Demon Child
Self- Proclaimed Goddess of Procrastination
I never let S2 Jonny out of my sight

Thus, the Jello pas-a-fic was born.


The Amazing Jello Pool Pass-the-Fic

Written by(in order of contribution):
  
Michelle aka Bryne

Heather Romito, the Godess of Evil

Guess Lilantre

Meach

Melissa, The Evil Demon Child

Cassie B

Deepu

Dutchgirl

The Puck

LesliWeird

Meghan/Ashleigh


~~~
<One day later, somewhere in Mlerville>

Michelle: (Bryne's author who is temporarily giving up her pen name to allow 
her character to speak.) There's been some talk that the mailing list is in 
la la land.

Bryne: No, that's lurker land. *pulls out binoculars* See? They're all
in the amusement park and, wow! Is that cotton candy machine?

Michelle: *Scathingly* Pull yourself together will you, we've to revive the
mailing list and there's no way I can do it without you.

Bryne: *suspiciously* Oh, and why is that? 

Michelle:Because,*mumbles* 
IkindofneedyourhelptocarryoutMelissa'splantobuildajellopool.

Bryne: Pardon? *cups ear* I couldn't hear you.

Michelle: I NEED YOUR HELP TO BUILD A JELLO POOL.

Bryne: Jello pool huh? I'm not going to have to go swimming in it am I?

Michelle: NO! *Mumbles* There'll only be wrestling.

Bryne: What?

Michelle: Nevermind! So, you going to help me?

Bryne: Do I have a choice?

Michelle: No.

Bryne: All right. What do I do?

Michelle: *wicked, wicked grin* DROP WHITE SCREEN!
<white screen drops>

Michelle: We're going to start a little pass a fic that I hope people will 
respond to. I have here, *out pops a scroll* a direct mailer quote. *puts on 
reading specs* Here we go. And I quote: 'I'm serious about this, nothing 
interesting has happened since the Jonny Wars!!' That was our Melissa 
speaking. And you know, I'm rather inclined to agree with her. Now, Bryne, I 
want you over there. *Bryne walks obediently over* Okay, good. I want you to 
direct the construction men Melissa hired. Ready?

Bryne: As I'll ever be.

Michelle: *frowns* That's Jessie's line.

Bryne: *pouts* I know.

Michelle: *rolls eyes* Okay, ACTION!

<Scene pans of mailer ville.> 

Announcer: We see that the town is virtually deserted. A tumble weed can be 
seen rolling through the town square and the lights are off in almost all the 
houses. Far in the distance, we can see Lurkerland's amusement park.

Bryne: *moans* Cotton candy...

Michelle: *to Bryne* SHUT UP! Continue

Announcer: Ahem. The amusement park can be seen. Rides are lit up and the 
park is crowded. The nearby male strip club and gutter are both deserted. Not 
that that makes sense- *gets glare from Michelle* But they are! Farther 
right, still on the edge of Lurkerland and Mler ville, construction men can 
be seen. Most of whom are standing around with their pants hanging down 
staring into a large hole. (No offense to anyone who works in construction, 
if anyone works in construction)

<cut to hole and construction men>

Bryne: Are you sure this is where the hole's supposed to go? *looks at
plans*

Construction Man #1: You doubting us?

Bryne: Not with fifteen of you and one of me. *rolls them up* Carry on.

Construction Man #2: You think we should tell him the dimension are off?

#1: Nah.

Michelle: Well, the stage is set. The pool has been built wrong and we have no
characters for jello wrestling. Except for Bryne.

Bryne: Aaaah! *runs*

Michelle: Scratch that. Come on mailer ville, help make our very first public 
jello pool a success! Fix the pool! Bring the characters! Get involved! Let's 
wake up! *sighs* Well, I've done all I can.
<In their condo, Heather and Cassie (yes, I'm dragging you into this) are 
still guarding Guess (the same for you too hon) while she works on her BELLE 
STAR project.>

Heather: Jeez, I'm hungry, I'm in the mood for some
Jello.  Anybody else want some?

Cassie: Sounds good

Guess: PLEASE!  And make it blue Raspberry!!!

<Heather goes into the kitchen to make some Jello but low and behold there is 
none to be found.  Confused she returns to Cassie and Guess and there 
proclaims:>

Heather: We're out of Jello.

Cassie: What?  I just bought a whole shopping cart full yesterday.

<Then, the doorbell rings.>

Cassie: I'll get.  ,goes to door and opens it>

Random MLer: Could you lend me a box or two of Jello?

Cassie: Sorry, we're all out.

Random MLer: <very disappointed and confused> Well, the strangest thing 
happened, I thought I had enough to Jello to last me a lifetime, but it seems 
to have
disappeared.  Hmmm, maybe I'm sleep eating again. <walks away rambling to 
self>

Cassie: <returns to Heather and Guess>  I think we need to investigate this 
sudden disappearance of Jello.

Heather: Sounds like an idea to me.  And I suppose we can give Guess a break.

<Guess runs off into a room and returns in a Sherlock Holmes costume,  
complete with pipe and magnifying glass.>

Guess: <grins> I'm ready. Let's go.

Cassie: What are you wearing ?

Guess: It's my detective outfit.

Heather: It reminds me of Sherlock Holmes.

Guess: <nods vigorously> He's my hero. I think Hercule Poirot is a cutie 
too.

Cassie: Cutie ? <makes a face>

Heather: Isn't Hercule Poirot the little French detective in the Agatha 
Christie's books ?

Guess: He is not French. *pout* *smile* He's Belgian.

Heather: Waffles. Yummy.

Guess: Huh ?

Cassie: I'm kinda hungry too. I'm still in the mood for Jello.

Heather: I want waffles now. But there's always room for J-E-L-L-O.

Cassie: Come on guys. Let's get out of here and find out what happened to 
the Jello.

Guess: Okey-dokey smokey.

Heather: Let's go.

<Several minutes later we find our intrepid heroes...whatever that 
means...searching for clues that might lead to an explanation of the sudden 
disappearance of Jello.>

Cassie: What are we looking for exactly ?

Guess: <peering at the ground through magnifying glass> Any sort of clues.

Heather: Such as...

<Guess is still looking through magnifying glass. She looks up at her two 
friends, the magnifying glass distorts her face into this huge scary thing.>

Cassie and Heather: AH !

Cassie: Don't do that !

Heather: Scary.

Guess: <lowers magnifying glass> Sorry about that. Um...clues 
like...footprints...weapons...

Cassie: Weapons ?!

Guess: ...a black leather glove...a VIP card to the strip club...

Heather: I call dibs on that !

Guess: <drops her magnifying glass in shock, stares out ahead of her> Or a 
really long trail of empty Jello boxes...

Heather and Cassie: <still scanning the ground for clues, bump into Guess> 
Ooof !

Cassie: Hey man. What's the...<stares out at trail of Jello 
boxes>...big...idea. Whoa.

Heather: Wow. That's a clue if I ever saw one.

<Cassie and Guess nod in agreement>

Cassie: What do we do now ?

Guess: <grinning like there's no tomorrow> We follow it. <Guess runs off.>

Heather: <singing> Follow the Jello brick road...

Cassie: <singing> Follow the Jello brick road...

<They skip off together down the trail off Jello cartons.>

~~~

<In another part of MLerville>

Meach:  Oh, look! Min, we're getting neighbors! It looks like Michelle/Bryne 
is
moving into our neighborhood.  In case anyone has forgotten where Min and I
live . . . we live on the border of risqué territory.

The Jell-O pool will fit into our little community perfectly.  By the way
what flavor Jell-O should I bring to the house warming party?  Hey, this
means we don't have to use a kiddie pool anymore for Jell-O wrestling.
<Meach jumps up and down excitedly>

~~~

<Cassie, Heather, and Guess follow the trail of Jello boxes when the suddenly 
meet up with a random Pokemon.>

Bulbasaur: Bulba- bulba

Cassie: What?

<The Bulbasaur uses its vines to hand each of them a card, and then wanders 
off again>

Heather: A card?

Guess: Let's check it for clues...<opens it> E? What does E mean?

Cassie: Put the magnifying glass down!

Guess: Oh.  "Come to the MLer Jello Pool warming party. Tomorrow.  And bring 
all your friends. (Clones, Pokemon etc. included)  P.S. Don't forget whipped 
cream and other toppings.

Heather: What cute little cards! (Little Puppy Dogs)

Cassie: Melissa never told me she had a bulbasaur.  She must have borrowed it 
from  someone.

Guess: well you know what this means!

Heather: Where're going to the party?

Guess: Well yes, that and we have to go look for more clues!

Cassie and Heather: (return to singing) Follow the Jello Brick Road!  Follow 
the Jello Brick Road!  Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the jello brick 
road ::trumpet solo:: We're off to find the culprit, the culprit who ruined 
our snack...

Guess:  WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?  YOU'RE RUINING MY CONCENTRATION!

Cassie and Heather:  <stare at Guess, remain silent>


Guess: <looking guiltily> Thank you.

Cassie and Heather:  <whisper chanting> Follow the Jello Brick Road!...

<an hour later->

Cassie:  Guess, have you found any clues yet?  I'm STILL hungry...

Heather:  Yeah, me too.

Guess:  Well, all clues point to...

Guess:  ::types all clues into a mini-computer, looks confused:: Umm, you 
guys... this thing says that WE took the JELLO.

Cassie:  But that's impossible!  If we took them, why in the world would we 
be searching for the JELLO boxes?

Heather:  I dunno, Guess, I hafta agree with Cassie on this one.

Guess:  Well, we've got two choices... we could turn ourselves in-

Cassie:  FOR A CRIME WE DIDN'T EVEN COMMIT?!?!

Guess:  Or we could try and clear ourselves from the blame by finding more 
clues.

Heather:  ::sarcastically:: Oh, this is TOO hard to choose, Guess.  I think 
we should hand ourselves in for the crime.

Guess:  Really?  But I was thinking we should search for more clues...

Cassie:  ::rolls her eyes:: Just come on, you two, we've gotta follow the 
JELLO Brick Road!

Guess: <looks around at Jello brick road> This is horrible...littering like 
this. Mother nature is going to be p.o.ed.

Heather: Well, we can't stop and pick it all up now.

Guess: <sad puppy dog eyes> But...

Cassie: These are clues. We have to save them in case we should need 
evidence later on.

Guess: <sadly looks down>

Cassie: <grabs Guess by arm> Come on let's go.

Heather: We'll plant a tree or adopt a mountain lion or something for you. 
Ok ?

Guess: <nods head> Ok. <frowns> Wait a second.

Cassie: What is it ?

<Guess pulls out palm computer and is furiously typing away.>

Heather: Guess ? Is something wrong ?

Guess: <gasps and puts her hand over mouth> Uh-oh.

Cassie: What do you mean, "uh-oh" ?

Guess: Take a good look at the empty boxes.

<Cassie and Heather glance about them.>

Heather: *shrug* I give up.

Cassie: Other than the fact that there are empty Jello boxes on the ground, 
there's nothing unusual.

Guess: No. Look at the boxes themselves.

Cassie: <picks up a box and examines it> Sparkling Mandarian Jello. It's 
opened from the side.

Heather: It looks like someone sawed off the end to open it. With a knife or 
something.

Guess: <nods> There's something else though. Look at the front of all the 
boxes.

Cassie: There are only a couple a flavors.

Heather: And the colors are only orange, red, and blue.

Guess: <jumps up and down ecstatically> Yes ! Yes ! Don't you see?!

<Begins typing on palm computer, frowns, hits the side of the computer. The 
computer produces a wheezing noise.>

Heather: <shakes head to clear thoughts> Was it just me or was that Quantum 
Leap deja vu ?

Cassie: <nods> Guess, what are you doing?

Guess: Sh... Wait a sec. <continues typing, the palm computer lights up and 
makes a chiming bell noise> Haha ! Whoo-hoo ! By George, I think I've got it!

Cassie: What did you find?

Guess: The computer was malfunctioning before. A minor glitch or something. 
(Author's Note: reboot website reference ! *grin*)

Heather: What does it say?

Guess: We are no longer the criminals.

Heather: Alright!

Cassie: Then who is?

Guess: Take the first letter of the three different colors of Jello to 
spell...

Cassie and Heather: Rob !

Guess: <nods and smiles> Elementary my dear Watson. All we have to do is 
find a person named Rob or Robert. Something to that extent.

Cassie: Considering there is barely a male population on this mailing list. 
That should be easy enough.

Heather: Not anymore. <points to a construction site with lots of male 
workers>

Guess: Fudgenutters !

Cassie: It shouldn't be that much more difficult. At least we know the 
culprit's name.

Heather: Let's go and find this guy.

Cassie: I want to see what's the story behind all this.

Guess: I agree. And away we go ! <runs off to construction site>

<Cassie and Heather follow after her.>

<When suddenly a plot hole appears out of nowhere and a short girl with black
hair stumbles out of it. She lands right next to the 'Jello Brick Road' onto
the mud and slosh..>

*EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!! I'm NEVER using that mode of transportation again*
<She wipes herself carefully ( Well, whatever that can be wiped off) and
extends a hand in greeting to the girl in the Sherlock Holmes attire..>

Depuu: Hiya!! You look like a detective so maybe you could help me out.

<She looks at everyone around her, giving them all a huge smile..>

Depuu:MY JELLO SUPPLIES HAVE VANISHED *watery puppy dog eyes*

<They seem to be not surprised and one of them opens her mouth when
SUDDENLY...>
<... a girl can be seen running towards them, waiving with her arms
and shouting.

Dutchgirl: *trying to catch her breath* Hey! You guys weren't thinking of
leaving me behind??? O wait * sticks hand out to Cassie and Deepu* You guys 
I've never seen
before! Nice to meet ya!

Cassie and Deepu: Nice to meet you two, who are you anyway???

Dutchgirl: Wha?? You guys don't know me??? Me is Dutchgirl!! *to Heather and
Guess*
Wha's going on here?? I tried to make meself some Jello and all was gone!!
And why are you dressed like Sherlock??"

Guess: Someone stole all the Jello.

Cassie: We must follow the clues and try to find a man Rob.

Heather: Or Robert.

Deepu: Oh, so that's what's going on!

Dutchgirl: You didn't know either?

Deepu: No, I just dropped in.

Dutchgirl: Then the Jello bricks we shall follow!!! Wait, wait! How did you
guys figure out Rob or Robert is our man?

Guess: We took the first letter of the three flavors we found; orange, blue
and red.

Dutchgirl: *thinks for a moment*  It could also spell bro. Isn't that what
you American's use to define brother or friend?

Cassie: *thinks also for a moment* I haven't even thought of that one! It
could be right you know!

Guess: Yes! Now, who is or bro, our brother on the ML?

Deepu: I think we should keep bro an Rob both in mind, just to be sure.

Heather: *nods* You're right. So we shall keep on following the clues. We
need to get to the bottom of this!

Guess: Right, we are going to bundle our forces together. Cause we want to
know.....

Deepu, Cassie, Heather, Guess, Dutchgirl: WHO STOLE THE JELLO!!!!!

<So, Deepu, Dutchgirl, Cassie, Heather, and Guess continued to follow the 
Jello Brick Road toward all the construction workers.  Cassie and Heather had 
their arms linked and were skipping along singing their "Jello Brick Road" 
song no matter caring how
annoying it was to who.  Suddenly, Heather stopped, almost causing Cassie to 
fall over, and screamed.>

Heather: I can't believe this!!!

Everyone else: You can't believe what?

Heather: It's HIM!!!

Cassie: You mean from the Power Puff Girls.

Heather: No, my BROTHER ROBERT

Guess: Hey that fits the clues perfectly.

<Heather runs toward her brother and tackles him hugging him tightly.>

Robert: Hi heather.

Heather: Hey, does this mean that it was you who stole all the jello?

Robert: <nodding> I was only doing what Michelle/Bryne told me to do.

Heather: How'd you get here?

Robert: <shrugs> I dunno, but I'm going home now, bye.

Heather: Bye

Dutchgirl: Well, that solves that mystery.

Deepu: Which means Guess can finally get some regular clothes on.

Guess: <pouting goes and changes from her Sherlock Holmes outfit.>

Cassie and Heather: <jumping up and down> We found the JELLO, We found the 
Jello.

Deepu: SO what now?

???: Easy, we redistri-SNEEZE-bute the Jello back to their <Cough
Cough> owners.

Guess: OWCH Puckie, what happened to YOU???

Puck: Oh, I caught a cold.
<Puck comes floating over somewhat unstably, she's all strung out,
her hair's a mess, her eyes are red and watery and every now and then she
blows her nose, coughs and sneezes>

Heather: But, I didn't think You could catch a cold Puck? You ARE
Immortal right?

Puck: Yeas but you see, My Jonny clone and I were on our way to the Jello
warming party and he caught a nasty cold. SO I took him home and put him
to bed and spoon-fed him chicken soup, until I caught it.  Most of my
magic is gone temporarily, I can only levitate and make neat little
sparks come out of my fingers. **ACHOOOOO*

All: Guesundheit(SP)

Puck: Dank you <Blows her nose>

Cassie <Slowly moving away from Puck> well shouldn't you be at home
in bed? I mean it IS contagious right?

Puck: <Coughing> No, nobody can catch it from me, but I can catch it
from someone else. So really I got stiffed. 

All:  <cringe cringe cringe>

Cassie <moving a little closer but still afraid>  Well, as long as
you're here, you can help us levitate the jello back to where it belongs
right?

Puck: <Sneeze> As long as I'm on the ground, yes.

Heather and Guess: YEEEEEAAAAA.  Now mother Nature won't be angry with
us!!!

Puck <Sniffling> yeah guys... sure...   

<And so, Puck and the rest of them all started to levitate the boxes of
jello when sudden'y someone came and pushed puck over from behind... it
was ...>

<A completely naked Lesli (complete with censor bars because this is a kid's 
list) doing her super-happy dance (think Austin Powers II) because she 
finished all her papers AND two of her finals (20 pages of research paper 
and one final in one day (Monday no less!) thank you, I think I have CAUSE 
for a little celebration!)>

Lesli: oops! Hello Puck!

Puck: Eeee! That's indecent!

Lesli: Ain't it grand? So where's the party?

Cassie: Party?

Lesli: You have all this jello and there's no party?

Guess: We were going to re-distribute it to the owners.

Puck: <sniffles and nods>

Lesli: Can't we redistribute it to a swimming pool first?

<She opens up a plothole that leads to a conveniently drained swimming pool, 
a really cool stereo system, and the Quests and rest of the MLers already 
grooving down.>

<Everyone else goes into a huddle and...>

<Deepu SIMPLY squealed in delight!!!!>

Deepu :: Chocolate Strawberry Vanilla Almond Fudge sundae with a cherry on
top DROWNED in a combination of blue raspberry and orange JELLO!!!!
YAHHHOOOO!!!!!

<After saying this she took a HUGE spoon which appeared out of a plot hole
and was just about to attack the dessert when...>

Heather:<screaming> WAIT!!!

Deepu: <looking back at her>  Why?

Heather: <smiling devilish smile>  Because I want all the male members of the 
Quest team to strip to their undies and wrestle in the jello pool, that's why.

<She then grabbed Cassie, and Guess, who grabbed Dutchgirl, and jumped 
through the plot hole to land beside the jello pool.  She now wore a silver 
bathing suit and matching sunglasses as did her three companions in various 
colors.>

Heather: <yelling> Let's see some wrestling. 

<Heather looked directly at the Quest males and especially Jonny.>

<Another part of the arena>

<The Brynes appeared.>

Bryne (Michelle): <blinks> Well this is a twist.

Bryne (character): I Told you they were nuts!

Michelle: But, you knew that going into this.

Bryne: <sigh> Yeah.

Michelle: Come on sour puss, let's join the party. <Brynes head for the filled
swimming pool, one less happy then the other>

Random mailer: HEY! HADJI'S TRYING TO GET AWAY!

<everyone looks. Sure enough, a scantly clad turbaned boy is heading for
the boundary of lurkerland and mailer ville>

Lesli: <horrified> Somebody has to go get him!

Michelle: <turns to Bryne>

Bryne: Don't even think it.

<To another part of the arena>

Guess: Can I wrestle too ?

<music screeches to a halt>

Female MLers: You want to WHAT ?!

Guess: <quietly> I would like to wrestle too. If that's not a problem with 
anyone.

Cassie: Kid, hate to break to ya but the guys are going to wrestle and we're 
going to watch.

Guess: But...I wanted to join my school's wrestling team <sniff> and they 
wouldn't let me join because I was a girl. WAAAAAAH !

Heather: Oh boy !

Lesli: Houston...we have a problem.

Puck: <cough> I knew she was kinda weird but...

Cassie: <trying to comfort a bawling Guess> Um...but you can't wrestle. The 
guys are going to. Ok ?

Guess: <sniffle> <pout>

Heather: We don't want you to slip and fall in the Jello and sprain your 
wrist again.

Lesli: That would be a shame...now wouldn't it.

Puck: It's for your own good, Guess.

Guess: <sniffle> Well then...can I be the referee ?

<Female MLers shoot glances at each other.>

Lesli: I guess that would be alright.

Cassie: Sure Guess. You can be the referee.

<Female MLers nod in agreement.>

Guess: Yay ! <Guess does a little happy dance and glomps everyone.> Hold on. 
Be right back.

Puck: Where is she off to ?

Heather: Probably another costume change.

Cassie: Wear does she keep all those clothes anyway ?

Everyone: <shrug>

<Guess comes charging back to the pool in a mock referee uniform.>

Guess: <blows into whistle><in booming announcer voice> Let's get ready to 
ruuuuuuuuuuumble !!!
<Suddenly, the lights go off, and everybody is left in darkness>

<A spotlight focuses on the double doors, and a red carpet rolls out. A 
Trumped blares. and the doors open to reveal...>

Melissa: Whad'ya'll forget about me? This was my idea! <grins>

Heather:<whispers to Cassie> Why does she have an owl on her shoulder?

Cassie:<whispers back> She read all my brother's Harry Potter books this 
weekend.

Heather: Oh.

Guess: But I'm the referee!

Melissa: Yes! Don't worry! I'm just watching like Java the Hut does in 
Episode 1

Puck: I thought he<achoo> was the referee.

Lesli: I think he might have just seen them (the pods) off.

Melissa: <blank look> Well anyway, I just get to sit up there<points> and 
watch. <magically floats up to a seat above the pool>

Guess: LET THE-

Melissa: Wait!! I have to give a little speech first. Then I give you the 
high sign and you start.

Guess: huh?

Melissa: I dunno. My band teach says it.  I just wave to you.

Guess: oh.

Melissa:<In a surprisingly large, regal voice> Welcome MLers, to the opening 
of the Questorville Jello pool! <cheers> We are kicking off this event with a 
Jello wrestling event including every guy we can get our hands on! <cheers>

Guy MLers: I can't believe this, it's ridiculous.

Melissa: Refereed by the wonderful...Guess! <cheers, and Guess bows>

MLer1: Don't you think this is going to her head?

MLer2: Which one?

MLer1: Both

Melissa: I also need to inform you that I have allowed S2 Jonny to 
participate-<Jonny Groupies start running> DON'T EVEN THINK OF PUTTING YOUR 
GRUBBY HANDS ON HIM! Also, everyone gets free dishes of Jello with ice cream 
during the event. <every one is seated, and marvels at the bowls in front of 
them> Now I turn it over to you Guess!

Guess: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

???: WAIIIIIIIITTT!!  
<A tall girl with now very short blonde hair runs up,
panting.>  
Meghan: They can't wrestle yet! We have to make them go through the
Jonny-tron!! 
<gets blank looks from most of the female MLers and sighs>

Meghan: It's a mock Titon-tron or whatever they call that thing. Seeeee?? 
<holds up
a toy that she got for her cousin> It plays theme songs!!  Plus, you guys
forgot *the* most important part...  <runs off again and returns, lugging a
huge concession stand> 

Meghan: SNACKS!!!!!  <looks at all the males the others
took hostage> SO! who's going first?

Heather: ::sigh::  Didn't I already say, the male
members of the Quest Team?

<Everyone nods.  Heather walks around the pool and starts pushing the 
mentioned competitors in.>

Race: Aaaauuughh!!

Jonny: Hey! Arrrghhh!

Benton: Yeeps!!

Hadji: COLD!!!

Heather: Take it away Guess!!

Guess: You know the rules!!

Race: No we don't

Heather: It doesn't matter.  If Guess sees you doing something illegal she'll 
stop you.

Jonny: ::grumble grumble::  Couldn't keep her hands off ::grumble grumble::

Guess: ALL right, on your marks, get set GO!!!

<The four just stand in the jello pool looking at each other.>

Heather: ::evil grin at Jonny:: Don't make me come in there.

<Jonny tackles Hadji and starts wrestling with him.  Race shrugs and tackles 
Benton.>

Melissa: :summons Heather to her official looking chair::

Heather: ::innocently:: Yeeesssss????

Melissa: Before you pushed Jonny into the pool he exclaimed "Hey!"  And then 
he was grumbling about someone who couldn't keep her hands to her self.

Heather: ::looks around innocently:: Sooo?

Melissa: What was he talking about?

Heather: Oh nothing

Guess: ::blows her whistle:: Get back in that pool!!

<She pushes Hadji back in.  Heather goes to stand by Guess as various female 
MLers are screaming and yelling.  A certain few have to be held back.>

~~~

<Another part of the arena>

Meach: <monoloug style> Poor, Guess!  I would say you could co-ed Jell-O 
wrestle but some people might get upset about you jumping into a pool of 
Jell-0 with a bunch of guys in their BVDs.  Then the male MLers would get 
upset because they would all
like to jump into a pool of Jell-O with Jessie and the fem-nazi's would get
offended by that and well . . . one thing leads to another and you know how
it goes.

I will not say what I'm tempted to say about the Jell-0 wrestling.

Well, Lesli . . . I see you finally got out of the purple spandex.

~~~

<Deepu runs over to the snacks counter.>

Deepu : Look, I'm broke right now, but HADJI'S RUNNING AWAY!!! Could you
give me something hard to knock him out with???

Ash : Well SURE!! Lets see what we've got here. AHH!! A Chocolate ripple
and orange jello delight in a coconut shell!!! Is this enough??

Deepu : WOHOO!! I don't know where you got that but Its PERFECT.

<With That she took the chocolate ripple and orange jello delight in a
coconut shell in her hands and took aim for Hadji's head…>

Deepu : Well, here goes nothing!!!

<... and she fired!!>

<It hit Hadji right on the head.. Birds and Stars appeared and he fell right
into...>

<…the pool full of Jello. (duh!)>

<SLOOOOOOOSH>

<Jello splatters everywhere as Hadji falls into the pool.>

Guess: <in loud announcer voice> Ladies and gentlemen we have our first 
contender...Hadji Singh !

Female MLers: <cheering, cat calls from the Hadji groupies, and whistling>

Lesli: Spandex never looked better.

Cassie: We need another guy in there.

Female MLers: <leer at the remaining Quest team members>

Heather: How about Jonny ?

Jonny: Who ? <voice crack> Me ?

Heather: Yes you ! <grabs Jonny by the arm and sends him flying into the 
pool>

<SLOOOOOOOOOSH>

<More Jello splatters, hitting several Mlers.>

Guess: <wipes Jello from her eye> We have our next contender...Jonny Quest !

Heather: Yeah baby !

Female MLers: <cheering, cat calls from the Jonny groupies, and whistling>

Cassie: This should be interesting.

Melissa: Who knew Jello could be so entertaining ?

Lesli: Jiggle jiggle. <evil grin>

Guess: Wrestlers go to your corners. At the sound of the bell come out to the 
center of the pool and start fighting. Make this a good clean fight. 
Wait...um...this is a Jello pit...so I guess you can't keep it clean. 
Well...be as messy as possible and make it good !

Deepu: We want to see the Jello fly !

Female MLers: <chanting> We want to see the Jello fly !

<Hadji and Jonny look nervously at each other.>

Hadji: How do we become involved in such predicaments ?

Jonny: I have no idea, but I'm going to win this match.

Hadji: Forgive me my friend, but I am the one who shall win.

Jonny: You're going down.

<Jonny and Hadji leer as the advance towards each other.>

Guess: Hey ! I didn't say you could start yet !

<Jonny and Hadji look at Guess, shrug, and return to their respective 
corners.>

Guess: Don't you guys want to know what the rules are ?

Hadji: That would be helpful.

Jonny: What are the rules ?

Guess: There are none ! <maniacal laughing> I'm making up everything as we go 
along ! <evil grin>

Melissa: <nods appreciatively> A girl after my own heart.

Puck: <cough><sniff> Gawd...I'm actually starting to feel sorry for them.

Cassie: Who knows what she'll do.

Lesli: Whatever she does at least it'll be interesting. <screaming> Go Hadji! 
Show bleach-head what a cabana boy can do !

Jonny: Cabana boy ?

Hadji: <blush> It's a long story.

Heather: <screaming> Go Jonny ! Show turban boy that blondes have more fun !

Guess: Are the contenders ready ?

<Jonny and Hadji nod.>

Guess: <smile> Is the audience ready ?

<MLers cheer wildly.>

Guess: I can't hear you !

<MLers cheer even louder.>

Guess: Yeah ! Our first match...Hadji vs Jonny. <slams giant cartoon mallet 
against bell> <DING> Go !

<Hadji and Jonny circled around each other, the Jello squished from under
their toes and Jonny had to try and keep his balance a couple of times.>

Dutchgirl: <evil grin appears on her face> Ya know, I'd luv to be in Jonny's
place right now. Wrestling with Hadji?
M-m. He's in favor too,  If I were him, I'd get my towel.....

Guess: Turban.

Dutchgirl: Whatever, and slap it against Jonny's....well you get the
picture.

Hadji: Now that's an interesting thought  <takes of turban and smacks it in
the Jello a couple of times, Jello splashes in Jonny's face>

Jonny: Aw man!! Hadji! Don't listen to that crap and fight like a man!

Hadji: Teehee, I don't have to, I'm still a boy!! <lashes out with the
turban and smacks it against Jonny's buns, Mlers all see the cute muscles
tighten up>

Mlers: <WHISTLE, WHISTLE, WHISTLE>

Jonny: Auch! Why you double-crosser! You're gonna get it this time my
FRIEND!!!

<Jonny runs to Hadji, slides over the Jello, bumps into Hadji, shoves him
away with his hips, falls face down in the Jello, sits up and sees Hadji
sliding through the Jello trying to keep his balance but he falls down and
Jello splatters up. Jonny makes his move, splatters his way towards Hadji,
dives over him, picks him up and throws him over the ring.
Hadji is seen flying through the sky and lands in the arms of Lesli and
Dutchgirl.>

Lesli and Dutchgirl: HELLOOOOO NURSE!!!

Hadji: AAAAAAHH!! , gets away and jumps in the Jello pool again>

Jonny: Teehee, gotta try that again.

Hadji: ***@@##!!!&^ (censured, this is a kids list ya know!!)

Jonny: U-ho

Hadji: Banzai!!!!

<Hadji jumps towards Jonny and they both fall into the Jello. Hadji pushes
Jonny down by his shoulders.>

Hadji: This round is mine Bleach-head!

Jonny: <grins> That's what you think!!

Jonny: <lets out a long whistle> Hey Bandit ! Come here boy !

Hadji: Bandit ?!

<Bandit comes scampering through the crowd and jumps into the Jello pool, 
sending globs of Jello flying everywhere.>

<SPLOOOOOSH>

Hadji: You are not about to let a canine enter this match. That is two 
against one !

Jonny: What Hadji ? Are you scared of a widdle doggie ?

Hadji: Time out ! Miss Lilantre you cannot let him make a mockery of this 
pool.

Guess: <ponders for a moment> Bandit /is/ a male Quest team member and him 
in the ring /would/ be interesting. Hmm.......I'll allow it !

Hadji: No !

Jonny: Yes !

Guess: Besides he's the cutest dog ever. <reaches down into pool and pats 
Bandit on the head...Bandit licks her hand> Aw...such a sweet doggie.

Melissa: <looking angrily> Ahem...

<Female MLers are all staring at Guess.>

Guess: Whoops...sorry. A moment of weakness. Resume fighting !

<Female MLers cheer wildly.>

Jonny: <points to Hadji> Sick 'em Bandit.

<Bandit charges towards Hadji and snatches the turban in his hand.>

Hadji: <pulling back> Bandit ! Let go ! Now !

Bandit: Grr...

Jonny: You heard him. Let go. <evil grin>

<Bandit lets go of the turban and sends Hadji flying into the Jello.>

Lesli: My poor baby.

Dutchgirl: Don't let blondie do that to you !

Jonny: <looking over Hadji> I am the champion.

Heather: You better believe it ! Go for it !

Hadji: No...I AM !

<Hadji grabs Jonny's leg and pulls, also sending him crashing to the 
ground.>

Jonny: Bandit !

<Bandit is happily eating the Jello in the ring while Guess is petting him.>

Deepu: See even dogs like Jello. It's a universal food !

Jonny: Bandit? Excuse me Guess, I kinda need my dog.

Guess: Huh? Oh.

<She moves away from Bandit. He leaps out of the ring and follows her.>

Guess: <shrug> Sorry. Can't force your dog to obey you.

Jonny: Bandit!

Hadji: It seems that your faithful companion has abandoned you. Now we will 
see who the REAL champion is.