Title: I Had A Girl Author: Dutchgirl Date: 17/02/2000 Categories: MV, H, V, Spoof Rate: Hmm, I think PG Archivers: Sure why not. Disclaimer: I don't owe Race Bannon nor Lou Bega. Jessica Grayson is mine. The song "I gotta girl" is written by; Lou Bega/ Zippy/ D.Fact/ Frank Lio The song is performed by Lou Bega. I'm not making money, bla bla yada yada..don't sue Just my moment of insanity. I thought it would be nice to share it with you. Warning: Race bashing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Had A Girl Race Bannon was tired and felt like he needed a week's worth of sleep. He let himself drop down on the sofa and grabbed the t.v remote. Hmm, some guy in a white suit and a white hat was on. * Lou Bega is whistling as he nears his home café, he opens the door. " Hey, what's up man?......*music playing* How you doing?......Monica!! You looking fine tonight! *giggles* Hey whassup, whassup. Jack how you doing man! Oh wait, let me get on stage. " *people start clapping, Lou Bega gets on stage and taps against the mike and clears throat* " Test, one two, one two." Race can hardly keep his eyes open and slowly falls asleep. Only to find himself in Lou's Café. " Ah. Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen!! Yeah!! Good to see ya!!! You know, my name is Lou Bega and uh, I will sing a song and I know you will like that one!!!" * He winks at Race and the music starts playing* " Whoooaaa!!" " 6,7,8,9,10 Race Bannon was the man the gals would all come in wearing a little bit of this and a little bit of that" * Race Bannon is seen opening the door of the Quest Compound and gets attacked by a group of barely dressed girls. A large grin is stuck on his face* I could get what I saw and what I saw I could get And you bet that the girls were all a bit excited But times do change and Honey I can state that * Race is seen at a formal party dressed in a toxedo. Every girl turns around to flirt with him. he smiles promising at every girl* I had girls worldwide on the planet but now one woman has changed that. * Jessica is seen burning Race's 'black book'. Race pouts* I had a girl in Paris I had a girl in Rome But now I am a husband and sit alone at home * In the café Race just sits there with his eyes wide open, very aware of the golden ring around his finger* I had a girl right here I had a girl right there and I had a girlfriend everywhere I had a girl on the moon I had a girl on mars I even had a girl who loved to give me massage * Race is seen lying on a massage table while three girls are giving him a massage. He's sipping a tropical drink served in a pine apple. Red prints of kisses are all over his face. He grins to the camera then attends to his drink again.* But now the times have changed and I have to admit I miss the old days just a little bit * Race sits in the café and pouts seeing all the lovely women paying more attention to his ring than to him* from The Quest Compound to Beluga Bay from the Milkey Way to the East of L.A from Colombia to my home cafe That was my way and boy I did it like day by day in * camera zooms in on a large beehive chair from the back. Suddenly the white haired head of Race appears from behind it and he holds out a drink, sunglasses on and a large grin on his face* Africa-America-Europe and Australia Asia-Canada- I dumped them all and married HER India-Arabia-to the girls of Germany Now those days are gone and are nothing but a fantasy * Hundreds of girls are seen of every imaginable culture completer with traditional cloting. They are all lined up and are dancing the Can Can. When one row disappears another appears with even more beautifull foreigner girls then before* I had a girl in Paris I had a girl in Rome But now I am a husband and sit alone at home * Jessica is seen burning all the pictures of his ex-lovers, a devilish smile decorates her lips. Race whimpers a little as he sees the pictures burning. He tries to safe one from Diana Cruz but Jessica is merciless. Soon the picture goes up in flames* I had a girl right here I had a girl right there and I had a girlfriend everywhere *Race enters some tribe in the jungle with the Quest team. As soon as the girls from the tribe spot him they attack him like bees attack honey. Race only smiles as he holds a girl in each of his arms* I had a girl on the moon I had a girl on mars I even had a girl who loved to give me massage But now the times have changed and I have to admit I miss the old days just a little bit *In the café Race looks at Lou with a not so friendly look on his face, he makes a gesture moving his fingers from one ear to his other ear. Lou just laughs and keeps singing* Times do change- no matter what you do baby- no matter what you do baby- but now it is too late for me I had a girl in Paris I had a girl in Rome But now I am a husband and sit alone at home * In the café the girls started to dance in front of Race in a sensual way. He tries to grab one girl but sees the accusing finger of his wife waving in front of him* I had a girl right here I had a girl right there and I had a girlfriend everywhere I had a girl on the moon I had a girl on mars I even had a girl who loved to give me massage * Race is seeing walking down the boulevard in a white suit, a girl on each arm and girls hanging around him everywhere. His collar shows different shades of lipstick* But now the times have changed and I have to admit I miss the old days just a little bit * Lou waves Race goodbye as Race attacks him and Race wakes up in the sofa again. His wife enters the house. Race looks back and sees her walking towards the bedroom. Her hips shaking in a sensual way. She turns around and beckons him with her finger in a very sexy way. An appreciating smile appears on Race's face as he jumps up to follow her. Suddenly he turns around again and face the camera* " Well, you know what they say. Can't keep a lady waiting!!!"