Goodbye Jonny (goes to Goodbye Earl by the Dixie Chicks)
Cat: Filk, H, JJhr(its bashing, oh well), music
Date: 4-19-00
Archivers: sure!

Goodbye Jonny

Hadji and Jessie were the best of friends, all through their Quest team days 
both members of the Computers club, both active in saving the world 
After graduation Hadji went out, ruling his brand new world 
Jessie looked all around this town, and all she found was Jonny
Well it wasn't 2 weeks after she got married that Jessie started getting 
abused 
She put on dark glasses, and long sleeved blouses, and makeup to cover her 
bruise 
Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce, she let the law take it 
from there 
But Jonny walked right through that restraining order, and put her in 
intensive care 
Right away Hadji flew in from his palace on a red eye, midnight flight 
He held Jessie's hand, and they worked out a plan, and it didn't take them 
long to dicide 

That Jonny had to die... 

Goodbye Jonny 
Those black eyed peas, they tasted alright to me, Jonny
You feelin' week? Why don't you lay down and sleep, Jonny? 
Aint it dark, wrapped up in that tarp, Jonny?

The cops came by to bring Jonny in, they searched the house high and low 
Then they tipped thier hats and said thank you both, if you hear from him, 
let us know 
well, the weeks went by and spring turned to summer and summer faded into the 
fall 
and it turns out he was a missin person who nobody missed at all 
so the two bought some land at a road side stand, down by the Quest Compound 
they sell Dr. Quest inventions and Mrs. Evans jams, and they don't lose any 
sleep at night 

Cause Jonny had to die... 

Goodbye Jonny 
We need a break... 
Lets go out to the lake Jonny
We'll pack a lunch, and stuff you in the trunk, Jonny 
Is that alright? Good! Lets go for a ride, Jonny. Hey! 

Well, hey hey hey! 
Aww hey hey hey! 
Well, hey hey hey