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Disclaimer: I don't own any characters from the show TRA: JQ.
Author: Bryne aka Michelle
Date: 2/20/00
Catagory: NF
Title:

Top Ten things Rachel Quest does NOT want to hear
  (From her five year old son, Jonny)

10. Hey Mom, your lipstick works better than crayons!

9. Does grape juice leave a stain?

8. Is white still white when it’s covered in mud?

7. What’s it cost to fix a window?

6. But Dad says that word all the time!

5. Grandma’s earrings are great for catching fish!

4. Bandit doesn’t like dressing up in your clothes.

3. If you eat worms will you have to go to the hospital?

2. Why does Bandit get to run around naked and I can’t?

And the number one things Rachel Quest does NOT want to hear from her
five year old son Jonny:

1. Did you know, if you’re under water long enough you pass out? Really,
I tried it.


There's a reason Jonny's an only child.