From_The_Devils

If you don't like me, or have a problem with any of the things I do, then I guess that's really to bad. I'm sick of your useless bantor, about how this is wrong, and that is wrong,, and this is the way things should be for me....well save it. You mock, criticize, annoy, harass, taunt, bother and push me to new levels of anger everyday. No longer will I sit here, smile, nod my head, and pretend I give a damn. Maybe it's time that someone else did the listening. Maybe it's time...for someone to help me for a change.

Sometimes I think I would like to be named princess of the Weasels. I could sneak up behind people and bite them. Then, they would turn around and say, "what the...oh, it's just you, the princess of the weasels.

"When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I like better, Monet or Manet, I said, 'I like mayonnaise.' She just stared at me, so I said it again. Louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try and find some mayonnaise for me." -Deep Thoughts

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, so then you're a mile away, and you have there shoes."

"If you go to a new skool, and you're trying to make friends, don't run around with penuts in your pants screamin, 'I am nuttier then you!"
-Mo

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 75 cents.--Billiam Coronel

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.--Ellen DeGeneres

When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.--Marcel Achard