| Kewl Quotes |
"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never" "Never Interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake" "Three O' Clock is always too early or too late for anything you want to do" "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate" "Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly" Batman costume warning label "4/3 of people have trouble with fractions" "As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public school" "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot" "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car" "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian" "Its as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you" "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else" "Three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't" "Ever stop to think and forget to start again?" "Some sports require more than one ball" "Even if you're paranoid, maybe they really ARE after you" "Tragedy is when i cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die" "The worst thing about censorship is [deleted by censorship bureau]" "People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us that do" "Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism" "Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it" "get thee down, be thou funky" "Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs harder" "Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense" "Smile... it makes people wonder what you're thinking" "Love thine enemies... It really pisses them off" "A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame" "To steal ideas from one person is plagerism - to steal ideas from two is research" "Duct tape is like the force; it has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together" "Heck was created for those who refused to believe in Gosh" "Your luck is bad unless you run and hide cuz we thugs for lyfe baby ASIAN PRIDE! :P " |