Criswell
I predict a new science "Femology" (the rebuilding of women) will soon be most popular, where a woman can go into a free clinic and have her face lifted, a new hair line, reduce many, many pounds, have breasts reshaped and even a vaginal improvement! This new super-health-spa, with built-in diet and medical advice, will be a boon to all American women! Yes, there will be a national campaign of "rebuilding of women" in your life, very, very soon!
"Rebuilding of Women" from Your Next Ten Years
I predict that a coming American tragedy will shock the world in about 20 years! I predict that the president who will hold office at that time will become incurably insane because of a brain tumor! This raving man will be restrained, and the White House will become a private mental institution. The Vice President will quietly assume all duties, and the business of federal government will continue as before! When historians write of this event, they will marvel at the courage shown by the American citizens!
"A Coming American Tragedy" from Your Next Ten Years
Our Final Century!
Somewhere out there in the future... are events awaiting to take place... events so brazen... so shocking... so terrible and so unexpected, that I scarce tell you about them!... So let me pull back the curtain which divides us from the future!
I forecast a time of dread, alarm, fright and horror. Appalling, fearful, dismaying, perilous, apprehensive, astounding events! One horrifying event will trend upon another's heels, making a long parade, almost never ending, of quaking madness. These will be the times that trouble the world and all its inhabitants!
It amuses me to think what the reaction of people will be! They will all want to escape, for even other planets will suffer the same karmic fate as the Earth! I pity these poor deluded people with no foresight who have no acceptance of fate! We cannot hide from these prophesied dangers! For each danger contains within it the seeds of the next danger! The garden of destruction, chaos, carnage and confusion abides! We are dupes in the oldest of gambling games --- life! The men we call our leaders; civic, religious or science-medicine all pretend to save us but lead us deeper into oblivion seven steps below Hell!
Earth is the true purgatory planet and will come to a horrifying end sooner than you may expect, for time is fleeting and the sands of time speed faster to that explicit end! Tarry while you are informed! My friend, the sad or welcome truth is that our century is the last! Farewell to the evil that men do and the deviltry of women! Farewell, forever and a day, to their planned demonology!
Excerpt from Criswell's Forbidden Predictions
