. Advice: don't walk to far out in the sound. its a far way to the channel.
Advice: when you have a website don't give out advice for fun. some people might take it seriously.
Advice: never get stuck in the road w/ a dead truck and have to push it. its not fun!
Advice: hmmmm. . . never get all sweaty then go to a public place w/o showerin or sprayin yourself down w/ febreze. everyone looks at you funny and the korean girls next to you move far away. but hey, i don't know why. its just some kinda effect. bye.
Advice: when you r drivin w/ friends and some one in the car next to you starts talkin. don't listen! they are wierd people. the only time you listen is when you hear strage noises, and you know they aren't the noises you best friend(josh) makes. be safe!
. Advice: Guys don't sleep on your stomach. you'll wake up w/ a surprise.
Anti-Advice: its not really advice so i don't know what to call it but, flamers are gay, and fires are marry. i got that one from josh.
Advice: stay away from strange women. they always think you r their b/f if you make them laugh.
. Advice: you know the apple a day thingy, well it doesn't work w/ candy apples. i did stay away from the doctor but not the dentist. (my teeth are fine, my wisdom tooth was just comin in.)