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See, it's like "Dracula," only it's "Fatcula," right? Get it? |
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Actually, I knew a troll like this once. Really sweet guy, but super shy with girls. Girl trolls, I mean. |
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There was this one time I went down up to New Hampshire with some buddies of mine, and we hung out at this little ski cabin. It was really pretty and everything-- lots of trees, you know?-- but I went up there to do homework. So when the guys went out hiking, I turned down the invitation to go along because I wanted to get my homework done. But all I did was take a nap. |
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Fat people are funny! Ha ha ha! And look, he's got an ice cream cone! Hee hee! |
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When my sister was in Guatemala, this guy came riding up to her on a motorcycle and pulled a rose out of his shirt and gave it to her. Then he rode off without another word. True story. |
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I tried to figure out why he's pointing with his finger like that, but no luck. |