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Mormons do three hours of church every Sunday, a marathon of meetings which only the most faithful and pure in heart can endure without allowing their thoughts to stray. These are all the stray thoughts that leaked out of my mind and onto the paper while mine eye should have been single.
See, it's like "Dracula," only it's "Fatcula," right? Get it?
Actually, I knew a troll like this once. Really sweet guy, but super shy with girls. Girl trolls, I mean.
There was this one time I went down up to New Hampshire with some buddies of mine, and we hung out at this little ski cabin. It was really pretty and everything-- lots of trees, you know?-- but I went up there to do homework. So when the guys went out hiking, I turned down the invitation to go along because I wanted to get my homework done. But all I did was take a nap.
Fat people are funny! Ha ha ha! And look, he's got an ice cream cone! Hee hee!
When my sister was in Guatemala, this guy came riding up to her on a motorcycle and pulled a rose out of his shirt and gave it to her. Then he rode off without another word. True story.
I tried to figure out why he's pointing with his finger like that, but no luck.

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