Customer: "I bought this computer from you two hours ago, and it doesn't work! I want my money
back!"
Store Clerk: "Let me see..."
So I plugged the computer in and turned it on. I showed him that it was working, then I turned it off.
Store Clerk: "Sir, this computer does work. I'm afraid we can't take it back."
Customer: "How in the world did you turn it on?"
Store Clerk: "I pressed the power switch."
Customer: "You must have pressed something else, because I know for a fact that the power switch doesn't
work!"
He reached over and pressed the reset button repeatedly.
Customer: "You see?"
Store Clerk: "Sir, that's the reset button. This is the power switch."
Customer: "That's a switch? I thought it was a decoration!"