| Jokes and Humor |
| Talking Parrot This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot.There he sees a parrot with a green string tied to his right leg and a red string tied to his left leg.He asks the owner the significance of the strings. "well this is a highly trained parrot. if you pull the Red string he speaks french; if you pull the green string he speaks german," Replies the ShopKeeper. "And what happens if i pull both the strings?" The Curious Shopper Inquires. "I Fall Off My Perch You Fool!"Schreeches the Parrot Washing The Dog A young boy,About eight years old,was at the corner "mom & pop" grocery picking out a big box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and was trying to be friendly and asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. "Oh, no laundry"the boy said" im going to wash my dog." "But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. its very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he might get sick. Infact it might even kill him!" But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it,even as the grocer tried to talk the boy out of washing his dog. About a week later the boy returned to mom & pop Grocery to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing. "Oh,He died," the boy said The grocer not trying to be an I-TOLD-YOU-SO,said he was sorry the dog died but he added,"I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog." "well,"Said the boy" I dont think it was the detergent that killed him." "Oh? What was it then?" "I Think it was the Spin Cycle!" Singing Parrot one day 3 teenages wanted to buy an unusual pet.So they all went to a pet shop and asked the shopkeeper if he had any unusual pets.the shopkeeper replied "oh ya we've had him since yesterday hes a singing parrot!" The boys wanted proof so the shop keeper got the parrot and lit a match under his right foot and he started singing Silent Night. and the boys were amazed and asked what song he would sign if you lit a match under his left foot.So the shop keeper showed them and he started singing jingle Bells.So the 3 boys bought him and while they were walking home the first boy light a match under his right foot so he could hear him sing silent night.Then the 2nd boy wanted to hear jingle bells so he lit another match under his left foot. and the 3rd boy said" darn you 2 already lit a match under both his left foot and his right foot so i guess i have to light one in the middle!" so the boy light a third match between his feet and the bird started Singing "CHEST NUTS ROASTING OVER AN OPEN FLAME!!!!" |
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