Heaven's not that cool...
There is no country music
And I've heard that angels drool.
Every picture I've ever seen
Shows angels with diapers on-
What if you're expected to babysit
And God is gone too long?
And if your body's perfect
They'll figure you don't need to eat-
There may never be another hamburger
Or another Dairy Queen Treat!
So, don't be in a big hurry
Heaven's not that cool...
There is no country music
And I've heard that angels drool.
Joy Antonio
