How to catch Bin Laden - A technical analysis

1. Newton's Method : Let, Bin Laden catch you. For every action there is equal and Opposite reaction. Implies you caught Bin Laden.
2. Einstein Method : Run in the direction opposite to that of Bin Laden. Due to higher Relative velocity, Bin Laden will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap Him easily.
3. Schrodinger Method : At any given moment, there is a positive probability that Bin Laden to Be in the Jungle. So set the sandel trap, sit down and wait.
4. Inverse Transformation Method : We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to Bin Laden. Bin Laden is in and we are out.
5. Thermodynamic Procedure : We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every thing to pass it except Bin Laden. Then sweep the entire forest with it.
6. Integration Differention Method : Integrate the mountains over the entire area. Bin Laden is some where in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t Bin Laden to trace out Bin Laden.
7. The Banta's singh's Method : Don't even try. You'll get caught by Bin Laden!