ICP and Evil Dead vs Rainbow Coalition of Neil, Bob and Big Flame (Vol. 2)
This match was held in neutral territory in Sydney, Australia. From what I have ehard it was really in maryland. Violent J sends Big Flame to the outside. Shaggy dives out onto him. Neil then dives onto Shaggy. Violent J press slams the ref to the outside onto Big flame, Shaggy and Neil. Shaggy hits a jackhammer for 2. Evil Dead starts tot ake over. He gets tripled teamed but takes them all out. Shaggy tags in and hits a fame-asser. Shaggy with a top rope legdrop. Violent J in and hits a DVD and a michinoku driver. J and Neil blow a spot bad. Big Flame comes in and goes to work on J. Shaggy takes 2 big clotheslines. Shaggy goes for a huricanrana but gets powerbombed. Bob hits a top rope elbow for 2. Shaggy goes for a reverse 2nd rope fallaway slam, but Bob lands on his head. Hoit tag to Violent J and we see 80's style Mike Rotunda hiptosses! ICP hit a sloppy 3D for thw win.
The idea is that the heels are a trio of gays, with Big Flame being in charge and the other two being his presumed bitches. It affords the ICP a chance to use the word “faggot” more times per minute than I thought was humanly possible. In perhaps the first intentional bait and switch in wrestling, they show the introductions for a different six-man from Cleveland (with someone else subbing for Evil Dead) and then explain that “the match sucked” so the actual match shown will switch to one from Australia once it begins. And indeed, that’s what happens. Jay dumps Flame (a big Adrian Adonis type) and Shaggy follows with a plancha. Then Jay tosses the ref onto them in a neat spot. The commentators mock the small crowd. Shaggy beats on Neil. Suplex gets two. Guido & DDD advance the tag team formula by pointing out that the bulk of the match is largeless pointless because “everyone’s just waiting for the hot tag to Jay so he can do all his hiptosses.” Evil Dead comes in and struggles to remain alive. They point out that he doesn’t sell because he’s already dead, “and on top of that, he’s fucking evil…” Dead goes up but gets crotched. Shaggy comes in and gets a fameasser on Bob, and tosses him. Back in, Jay with a DVD and Michinoku Driver, and they blow some sort of neckbreaker. “What the FUCK was that?!” Guido demands. “Um…fuck you!” would be the witty rejoinder in question. Big Flame beats on Jay, however, then Neil cheapshots Shaggy and they work him over. Powerbomb stops a rana. Neil gets a swanton for two. Bob gets a flying elbow for two. Jay fesses up and admits that it’s not Australia, it’s just Maryland. Bob misses a blind charge, and Jay gets the hot tag. HIPTOSS! HIPTOSS! See? Set up the joke, then pay it off. Easy. Samoan drop for Big Flame, and the ICP finish Bob with a horribly misguided 3D at 13:55. Certainly a watchable match.
Insane Clown Posse vs Doink (Truth martini) and Doink (Terek The Great) (Vol. 1)
Some real decent moves by ICP here like double reverse ddts, a falcon arrow, a death valley driver and a running powerbomb. Shaggy gets michinoku Driven off the ring apron through a table on the outside. He then gets powerbombed through a table the same way. Really decent match so far. Violent J gets the hot tag and hits some 80's style hiptosses. ICP hit a bad looking 3D for the win.
The Doinks are Terek the Great and Truth Martini, forced into the outfits in a powerplay by the ICP, a point which was hammered home by them doing a pre-match promo backstage where they bitched about doing the job for ICP just because they were the owners. Big brawl to start, but ICP get double DDTs. J gets a Michinoku Driver on Doink, and a Death Valley Driver. Shaggy comes in with a jackhammer and powerbomb, and J adds his own. Shaggy misses a blind charge, however, and Doink tags Doink. Doink gets a bad senton for one as J talks about what a handsome man he, as in the Violent J on tape standing on the apron, is, and how badly he (Violent J the commentator) would like to fuck him (Violent J on tape), which causes a rather large uncomfortable silence from the other two commentators. J protests that he’s not GAY or anything, but he just couldn’t help but notice what an attractive man J is. Shaggy gets a piledriver and bails, but Doink puts him through a table, and back in he gets two. Doink puts Shaggy through another table, while Doink pulls J off the apron and punks him out. The crowd is RABIDLY cheering on ICP, showing that even total idiots can get heat using the Face In Peril Formula. And I mean that in the nicest way. Back in, Shaggy makes the hot tag to Violent J, who hiptosses Doink and Doink, and then the ICP uses a 3D on Doink for the pin at 7:46. A shockingly watchable match, sexually deviant commentary aside. ** Some Manager Guy leads a heel beatdown on ICP, but Ballz Mahoney saves with a chair. King Kong Bundy turns the tide again, but Raven does a run-in and cleans house, end of show.
TNA vs. Young & Gilberti
The ICP, as usual, was over huge with the crowd. Gilberti started off with Violent J, with J elbowing out of a hammerlock and hitting a shoulderblock. Young didn't want to tag in and face J, so Gilberti stayed in. Gilberti ran into a J boot, and took a clothesline. Shaggy tagged in for a double hip toss, then ICP squashed Gilberti's head with a double dropkick. Dope hit Gilberti with a shoulderblock and knocked him to the floor. Shaggy hit a very sloppy tope on Gilberti and Young. J hit a much better dive onto the pile. Back in the ring, Young hit Shaggy from the apron, allowing Gilberti to hit a clothesline. Young tagged in and started pounding on Shaggy, although he seemed scared. Young went for a vertical suplex, but Shaggy turned it into a DDT. Gilberti tagged back in and hit a neckbreaker and a DDT. Gilberti hit a Russian legsweep, then dropped an elbow, but J broke up the pin. Gilberti and Shaggy clotheslined each other, and tagged out. Young was double teamed by ICP with punches, then J hit a Death Valley Driver on Young for a two count. J shoved the referee for a slow count. J hit Young with a variation on the DVD, sort of like a Air Raid Crash. Young recovered quickly and hit Shaggy with a spinebuster. The match broke into a brawl, and Gilberti was tossed from the ring. J hit Young with a moonsault, and Shaggy followed with a top rope legdrop to pin Young in 6:44.
And your heroes and mine, ICP, come out representing Juggalo Championshit Wrestling, blasting that "Chicken Huntin" muzak. I can't help but become attracted to J's gingerly blonde locks and hard tub of cream cheese stomach. And Shaggy shows off his physique, and Glenn and J start. I-C-P! There's the bell, and Glenn and David blow kisses to one another as J baka's dem fat bitches. Glenn smears J's facepaint all over his chest, obviously wanting to sex him up, but J locks on the Memphis Headlock before an Italian Whip is met with a Shouldermackle. Hung doesn't want to enter the ring, so Delbertay begins making Juggalo's cry by getting his ass kicked so bad from Violent J. A tag to Shaggy, and Delbertay eats the Juggalo Hiptoss, and then a Juggalo Dropkick for 2. DAMMIT, REF, THAT WAS A SLOW CLOWNT! Haha, get it? "Clown"t? Shaggy proves his alpha manhood by knocking that Disco phagg0rt out of the ring. Oh CHAVE! Shaggy hits a somersault deathplancha to Hung and Delbertay. Shaggy holds those two schmucks on the outside, and BAM! Violent J hits his own somersault deathplancha. Delbertay and Shaggy are back in the ring, but Hung knees Shaggy in the back, allowing Disqo to knock our hero down. Hung comes in, and is scared of Shaggy's awesomeness, so he's trying to hit the spider out of his dreadlocks. Hung lifts Shaggy up for an Eggplant Suplex, but Shaggy 2 Dope reverses it into the 12-Gauge. Delbertay in, and he tries to force Shaggy to suck him off, but Shaggy fights out of it and lands on his head (heehee). Delberty with the Prussian Ass Sweep, but J breaks it up! Shaggy begins fighting out, and we're going Rock N' Roll Express here tonight! Double-clothesline, and Shaggy and Delbertay struggle to their corners. Delbertay tags in Hung, and HOT TAG TO J. Hung is stuck between ICP, and is scared poopless as J and Shaggy trade punching him. J picks him up, and hits the JUGGALO-BOMB-DIDDLY (J's awesome DVD) for 2. J picks him back up, and hits the DARK CARNIVAL CANIBUS CANNIBAL (J's decent Air Raid Crash) for 2. Hung gets back up and nails the PINEBUSTAH on J for 2. Shaggy and J reverse whips out of the corner, and then Shaggy connects with a FAH-KUZA KICK. J goes up, and hits the CLOWNSAULT!!!! Shaggy off the top with the JUGGALO GUILLOTINE!!!! 1...2...3!!!! ICP pick up the foregone conclusion at 6:44.