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"What the fuck do you mean,
we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

 "What the fuck was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

 "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877  

 "Any fucking idiot
could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938 

 "It does so fucking look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

 "How the fuck
did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

 "You want WHAT
on the fucking ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

 "Where the fuck are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
 

"Scattered fucking showers, my ass!" 
 -- Noah, 4314 BC

                 "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" 
   -- Bill Clinton, 1998