hum the theme from Jeopardy while Master decides which implement to spank me with
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 applaud when Master uses big words
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 refer to Master's kitty as "snake food."
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 snicker at the pronunciation of Master's commands.
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 perform a ventriloquist act with Master's penis.
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 giggle during paddlings.
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 critique master's knot tying skills
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