++++++ Rollercoaster ++++++

---{Disclaimer:  Not an exact quote butt the general story line is intact}

...HOWIE MANDELL tells this story::
.."They let me pilot the rollercoaster while I was there And after goin around once I thought, this isn't 
wild enough.
The next round I got on the loudspeaker::

--[as the ride starts and picks up speeed]  'good morning folks, welcome to Howies coaster. Now if you'll all make sure that your orange shoulder straps are securely fastened-----{everybody starts reaching behind their shoulder trying to find their orange straps}----You're gonna need em cause we're goin UPSIDE down in  5  seconds---{there never was any orange straps}--
....  4..... 3... 2....."