I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was stationed in the military. As I checked in at the airport, the ticket agent asked me some standard security questions. 

"Has anyone given you any packages that you didn't pack yourself?" he asked. 

I told him that my mother-in-law had given me a parcel to take to her son. 

He looked at me very carefully and asked: "Does she like you?"
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..Questions asked in court rooms::

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington, was he dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table asking me why I was doing 
an autopsy on him.