1.)The simple swatting method Just roll up a newspaper. Wait for the wasp to crawl up the window and whack it. Hard enough to kill it but not hard enough to smash the window. Broken Glass hurts too 2.)The Sadist "I like watching little creatures suffer method" This method isn't really quick. Or that easy. Well its not difficult but you need to find a big pile of plastic picnic cup beaker things. You know the ones that all sit inside each other? Well you put a bit of jam in one of those and wait for a wasp to crawl inside, then as soon as it does put the next cup on top with jam in it too. Carry on till you've caught all the wasps or ran out of cups. Then watch the wasps suffocate. Take care not to drop the cups though because you'll have a lot of dozy angry wasps trying to sting you! 3)The jinkleberry knife and glass method Wait for the wasp to land on the table. Put a glass over it, move it to the edge, and stick a knife in the tiny hole u make, then squash the wasp against the side 4.)The jinkleberry spider method release millions of spiders in to your house, then there'll b so many webs all wasps will get stuck (of course so will you, so...) 5.) The Richard "Violence is not the answer" Method This doesn't actually entail killing the wasp, more sort of asking the wasp not to sting you and to go away. Remembering to say please and thank you and to talk politely. Hmmm. I'm not convinced but if you're a pacifist I'm sure its worth a try. |
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| Some animals aren't quite as nice as penguins and hippos and cats, some are wasps. Evil little buzzy things that take great delight in stinging you. For that reason alone I've created: |
| Five Quick and Easy Ways To Kill A Wasp |