| QUOTES: | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| OR Things you could hear coming out of my mouth... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "It's like potato chips and pickles having sex in a bag..." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "It's not indecent, if I'm standing up!" 08/20 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "everything is underCONTROL" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Beer, why thank you..." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "We're on a rock-n-roll" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| MR YUELINGLING!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "I have to question the taste of someone whose radio show sounds like a compliation of bumper stickers on the "cool-kids" cars..." 09/05 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Most quotable: | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "To sum me up - everything wrong in my life is funny and true..." 9/19 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "I got to a point in my life where I smoked so much pot that I was too paranoid to ever smoke again..." .9/15 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||