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Story of Shintaro and the Sandy Bummy
sorry, i'm too wasted and loopy right now to tell anymore stories.
yeah...that's me wasted. those idiots took a picture of me when i was sleeping.
This picture was not taken by me or someone I know...I found it...on this computer...those TFC kids....so naughty. I wish I knew who they were.
I need to get permision to write this story before I put it on this page....ah screw it! I'm telling it anyways! Sorry Shintaro if you are reading this! but this is a most awesome story...and rather revolting too. Anyways...the scene: beach in front of Spinnakers; the actors: Shinator, Nabes, Derrick, Billy, and a wondering Security Guard. The story: Nabes had been drinking and promised Shin that he would wait for Shintaro. Well, Shin took a little too long so Nabes began drinking. Shintaro eventually showed up but was behind seven beers! Shintaro had to catch up! So Shin began to chug the said beers. Nabes just kept on drinking laughing at Shintaro's plight. This is where the story gets foggy. Shin catches up or something like that but at a big price: Shin is nackered! He is so drunk. That is not the worst thing though that is plagueing Mr. Kawano, he is also needing to go to the crapper! The boys are on the beach! Shin had to go though so...the other boys went on the look out and Shin proceeded to do his duty like there was no tomorrow! He dug a whole, squated down and began to shit. He shat with the best of them. He shat with a quickness! The Security Guard was making his rounds and Shin needed to be done before the evil security guard got there. When Shin was done shitting, he realized that he had no toilet paper! Well, Shintaro being of engenious mind saw what was available to him and proceeded to wipe his ass. He used sand. With his hand he used sand. Those grainy little stones cleaned his arse like it was never clean before! Well, to make a long story short...Shin and the boys got away cleanly...well, sort of. Shin woke up with a very sandy crack the next morning.
This is Todd. My good friend here is eating some mayo, mustard, and various and asundrous items from the condiments section. Doesn't it look so good and tasty? Lindsay, Me, Todd, Nabes, Shintaro, Cory all went to Denny's and had an apparently awesome time. For some reason I dont remember much of this nite....hmm, must be too much sun or something like that. yeah that's it.
Majority of these pics are or will be from 2003. So this means that alot of these pics will be of rather scantily clad ladies...not that it's bad...just that it is rated PG-13 and sometimes R, depending on the picture. Of course there are some mundane pictures too and those could be rated PG or even G. I found some X rated pics but those wouldn't be socially acceptable by some so I wont put those up...then I found some XXX pics...they were just like on the internet already! It was awesome! Just Kidding...ok, Spring Break... College kids... Alcohol... Bikinis... Sand... Beach... Waves... Cruising the Strip... Beads... Hawaiin Tropic Girls... Clubs... Bars... Police... All Good, and all awesome.
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