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This Page dedicated to the one and only One-Eye aka Pink Pony in a Sky Full of Blue Pimps otherwise known as Emily Cox |
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The Story of How I Met Emmalee |
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Here would be a really hot picture of the coolest chick that I know |
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The very first time I heard of Emily was when my friend Todd told me that his girlfriend was coming down and she was bringing a friend. I didn't think much of this cause it was the end of the school year and there were many fine looking ladies out there waiting for some end of school year cuddling...not really cause TFC is a very conservative school and the girls are also very conservative...(I'm conservative too, I swear) Anyways, needless to say, I was occupied (with scholastic pursuits). So back to Emily...I walked into my house and there was Todd and Lindsay...hehehe they were going at it! I saw them through the window! They don't know that but I knocked and came into my humble abode, which by the way is in the ghetto. So...they took off to go pick up this "friend." We sat in anticaption; actually, we got liquored up. Well, I have seen many things, but this...this, I was not prepared for. Coming through the my very own door was a vision sent from God Himself! I had to look twice and check my pants to make sure I hadn't soiled myself cause that happens for some reason alot. All I could say was hello...what else am I to say to a heavenly creature? So we gave our names and began to dance the dance of seduction. Oh she played it well, like a varsity player to my JV bench warmer. Well, the night seemed to move in slow motion and fast forward with double the quickness it usually does. Although one can argue that this was because of the alcoholic beverages we were enjoying. She was drinking wine out of a McDonalds cup. So..so...ah what a sight! Anyways, I found myself giving her a massage because she said her back was killing her. My friends, I sat there in anticipation to actually give this angel a massage. Ah, imagine the smoothest silks, the smoothest and softest skin....it was hundred times smoother and softer. My hands still are warm from touching such a heavenly creature. Oh to hold and touch her again. To bask in her light again...this is what I yearn. |
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And here will be a pic of me and her in a compromising position! |
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and here would be a pic of Emily doing a sexy seductive pose...in her pink leather boots. |
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And here would be a pic of me doing a sexy pose in MY pink leather boots |
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The DUCT TAPE |
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Ladies and Gentlepersons! Lend me your ears! Pull up a chair! Sit on the floor! For this tale you shall hear is one of great morals, one of triumph, one of defeat! This is a story of overcoming all obstacles. Listen well, for this is the story of how the Angel Emilius Coxus broke the bonds that held her to ghettoes of the evil Lord Josua from the land of Kue.
You see, it came to pass that the Angel Emilius went out into the world to bless the local inhabitants of Prather. She unknowingly walked into the most hideous trap set by none other that the Evil Lord Josua. This was a dispacable man full of hate and envy for all things beautiful! He lured the beautiful angel into his lair and gave her sustenance. Food and wine was given...and was taken. The innocent Emilius took it all and was drugged! She came under the spell of the evil Josua and began to do his will! He saw her and wanted her to stay with him forever! He put in her mind that she could get out of his specially wrought chains called DUCT TAPE. Now DUCT TAPE, as everyone knows, is so strong that it is the very thing that holds the fabric of the world together. This is so because Josua put his very essence into it! Emilius told Josua to TAPE her up. Josua with a gleam in his eyes, obliged. Emilius wanted it tight She told Josua to wrap her feet and hands together as she laid on her stomach. Josua gleefully hog-tied the angle Emilius. Josua used the whole TAPE. Every single bit of it he tied Emilius with! (continued next section)
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Emilius with patience let Josua tie her up. When Josua was finished, he jumped up with glee and shouted that this was exactly how he planned it: to trap the beautiful angle Emilius forever! Emilius suddenly became enraged and very sober.Anger and Passion came down upon Emilius. Emilius with these strengths roared and proceeded to break the very chains that held the world together. CRACK! One perfect arm was free! CRACK! Two arms free! CRACK! Emilius was free from the bonds of DUCT TAPE! Josua cowered in free at this awesome sight! Never had he seen such awesome display of beauty and anger. Josua gaped in amazement. His mighty DUCT TAPE was broken! Emilius looked down upon Josua and smiled a cruel smile. Josua knew this was the end of his life. No longer will he terrorize the Land of Prather. No longer he shall be. The great beautiful angel Emilius leaned down and smoted Josua. This was not smote this was a kiss! A kiss of kindness that made the evil Josua turn into nothing from which he came! So ended the life of Josua. But it was the begining for the angel Emilius. She broke free from her evil captor and destoryed him. To this very day, some of the DUCT TAPE can still be found in the land of Prather. Of the Evil Lord Josua, no one knows. |
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