Name :   joey r.
Favorite Sexual Posistion :   reverse donkey layover twist
Website? :   geocities.com/forea3
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Favorite activity while listening to Josh'sFunZone :   floggin the cheese log
Question For Dr. Josh :   last summer i was up in the woods of lower wonkachu park... all of a sudden out of the trees flies a... YETI!!!!!! he proceeded to rape me without relinquishing to consider if i wanted to be raped or not. now i think i carry some kind of wierd yeti/human

Answer:
Well thats more of a statement than a question. But yes, technically speaking: It is possible for a man to cary a yeti/human haybrid fetus in his abdomin. And might I say what a luky man you are and I know you'll be a wonderfull father Joey!

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Well as it stands in the universe you could only put three in the Minibus, due to the fact that there are only three in the universe in which to put into the bus. HOWEVER! Suppose Mojojojo cloned a whole bunch just for our purposes. The current legislation would only permit 18. But if we do the experiment in Mexico, where there aren't regulations on such an experiment, then acording to my calculations, we could fit 27.32 power puff girls into the bus. Now we'd have to pack them tight, or else it wont work, and of course produceing the last 0.32 power puff girls will be messy so we'll need lots of paper towels as well

Name :   FutureUNCRadioStarBWAHAHHA.
Favorite Sexual Posistion :   In a giant vat of butter, with Josh, three goats, and a stick of Juicy Fruit.
Website? :   www.JoshismyheroIdlovetomelthisbutter.com
e-mail :   [email protected]
Favorite activity while listening to Josh'sFunZone :   Making sweet love to Josh in vats of butter. (See above)
Question For Dr. Josh :   Dear Dr. Josh, Why is it that everytime we make sweet love in a vat of butter, you scream out "Oh DJ Jazzy Jeff, I love you!"? It's highly disturbing and I think I'm going to cease making sweet love with you in vats of butter until you explain yourself

Answer:
Ah yes those were good times weren't they. But I'm sorry there is just something about a vat of butter, that just makes my blood boil. But I guess I'll just have to get my own vat from now on eh Jeff? There comes a time in every Dr.'s life when he has to break free. You can come by for the 2 ft long pleasure rod you left at my house, you always loved it more than me.

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Well Jon, People park in driveways, and drive in parkways because whoever decided to name them that was an idiot.
The sound of one hand clapping is WHHHOOOOOSHHH! The number of OOO's depends on the velocity of the hand. But be carefull, clap your hand to fast and it'll burn up in the atmosphere.
And for your final question: You see, if you forget to wait the proper alloted time period before swimming after eating, the consiquences could be disasterous. For example if you were to try and swim too soon, your body would become highly unstable and if someone were to bop you on the head with a beach ball at a certain critical moment, you could either spontaneously combust or expload very violently spewing small bits of your self in all directions endangering other pool mates and possibly other passers by. This sort of thing can be disasterous. There is even a small posibility that all the mass in your body could covert to pure energy destroying every thing with in a hundred miles.

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Yes Tim, I've pondered this one many a time. They would all hit the ground at the same time and at this point the race would start. They all want Ice cream this is true, but who will order the cheese ice cream?

The pen can be ruled out right away due to its lack of legs. Even if it wanted to, the prospect of Cheese-flavored Ice Cream is just to far out of reach.
The Frog Might get there quickly but judging by its vocabulary (croak) it would probably be interpereted as "Please kill me Mr. Ice Cream Man" and going with their 'the customer is always right' motto, the Ice Cream Man would have to do just that.
So now its down to Mr T, Batman and the Alien. By my calculations Mr T would order Rocky Road, Batman would order Pink Bubble gum, and The alien would, in his native language order Vanilla. But Vanilla in Alien sounds exactly like 'Gimme some Cheese Ice Cream, Dude!'. Therefore, The Alien would order the cheese Ice cream.

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Well Keith, thats a very good question. You see: in May of 1992 A large beam of radiation of unknown origin struck Bea Arthur in the forhead causeing her to go compleatly insane and imensely powerful. She then invaded the airwaves with her mind, destroying NBC's ability to broadcast new episodes of The Golden Girls. NBC was forced to make a public statement, one they knew would affect the whole world and possibly the universe. They knew the world wasn't ready for such a shock. So they publicly stated that Bea Arthur had quit the show, forever hiding the truth.

By my calculations, she is somewhere in the Crab Nebula terrorizing any world with any form of entertainment that resembles the Golden Girls. Perhaps one day we can stop her. Perhaps one day, the world will know the truth.....