Over the years, there have been many many songs where the lyrics are so muffled due to simply the style of singing, or an imbalance of the production, or just plain old mumbling ( 'Thank ye-ve-much-ev'one ) that some are hilarious. I am sure there were those who noted dodgy lyrics and got mileage out of them many years before I can recall the trend, but, in recent years, it was yet again good old Terry ' I've finally wised up - Eurovision is Fixed ' Wogan, who brought such silliness into millions of homes with his own favourites, such as the Hot Gossip lyric concerning Draught Excluders. As with some of the other lists on my site, I've simply plain ole nicked 'em, only way really. As usual I've taken a rather large bulk delivery let's say, and then indulged in some judicial pruning to try and keep the contrived / made up ones at bay, and even the plain old boring, of which there are quite a few; the sites devoted to this very subject seem to like listing the ones that don't add any mystery or sparkle, where the misheard lyric is just as bland as the correct ones, but, hopefully, not here. Oh, unlike other sites, I am not posting the original lyrics, they are only funny if you already know the song, so waste of time to do so. Enjoy
Abba : Dancing queen - Feel the beat from the tangerine, oh yeah
Abba : Chiquititta - Take yer teeth out, tell me what's wrong...
Paul Young : Everywhere you go - you take a piece of meat with you
Beatles : Strawberry Fields - for Trevor
Beatles : Ticket to Ride - She's got a chicken to hide
Beatles : Lucy in the Sky - The girl with colitis goes by
Bee Gees : How Deep is your Love - And you come to me on a submarine
Bee Gees : More than a woman - Bald headed woman
Billy Joel : We didn�t Start the Fire � We didn�t Fart, you Liar
Creedence Clearwater Revival : Bad Moon Rising - Don�t go out Tonight, it's bound to take your life, there's a bathroom on the right
Desmond Dekker : The Israelites - Wake up in the mornin�, baked beans for breakfast, then we have baked beas for tea, oh�oh , me ears are alight
Dylan: Blowin� in the Wind - The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind
Eagles : Lyin� Eyes - There's just no way to hide your giant thighs
Elton John : Honky Cat - When I look back, boy I must have been dreamin�, walkin in the country pissin� in the stream
Elvis Presely : Hound Dog - Well they said you was high classed, but that was last July
Hot Gossip : Starship Trooper - Makin' Love to a Draught Excluder
Joni Mitchell : Big Yellow Taxi - A gay pair of guys, put up a parking lot
Guantantamera : - One-Ton Tomato .. I ate a One-Ton Tomato..
Jam : Eton Rifles - Eating Trifles
Kate Bush: Wuthering Heights - Heathcliff, bring me my coffee
Neil Diamond : Forever in Blue Jeans - Reverend Blue Jeans
Pink Floyd- Brick Wall - The dogs are gathered in the classroom, we don't need no fart control
Proclaimers : I�m on My Way � As Parvel Joe did saing, I�m sittin on top of the world ( ... and yet, despite supposedly being 'as Asa Yolsen sang..', it still just sounds like this Parvel fella to me )
Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody - Spreading his lies from his warm sausage tea
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: - Olive, the other reindeer