My Pren Bogoy

I hab a pren, let's col him Bogoy,
Ebribadi thinks he is a gudboy.
Bogoy is not dat gud, dats my prenly tip,
He owns one sungay under his breep.
Bogoy has a grrpren, she is biri pretty,
Bogoy's grrpren thinks she is biri lucky.
I beg to disagree bcoz bogoy is badlungon,
But in fairnez ha? He's kinda gwapuhon.
Bogoy is lyk a kyut hayskul girlee,
Ip u do samting nice, he kiligs so quickly.
Bogoy has million crushes coz they make him kilig,
Dats y wen he's hubog? He lyks birig-birig.
Bogoy had an ex whom he luvd alat!
His ex had left him for anodr burikat.
Bogoy was hurt and swore to nver fall in luv agen,
Until he kaon his words and met a new grrpren.
Poor bogoy grrpren, she is very clueless,
My pren bogoy has tons of baggages!
One day, bogoy met his ex after years of limot-limot,
Bogoy's heart was tigidigtigidig, mura kuno gikumot.
Bogoy thot he can act cool and play it well,
But he was wrong, mura cya nahagbong sa hell.
Bogoy's ex wanted to get reunited and feel so good,
But bogoy is not EZ boy, he is not in da mood.
Bogoy thot of his grrpren and how she embraced da bogoy dat he is--
Da badlungon, da naughty, da semi-manyakis.
Bogoy knew already da right course of action,
He just doesn't know ip its rily his passion.
Bogoy wanted enlightenment so he consulted everybody,
He asked his friends, his anhing lola and his anhing daddy.
Bogoy confessed to da grrpren wat happened wid him and da ex,
His grrpren was pretty mad, da calling stopped, da YM and da text.
Bogoy began to contemplate and think fo' real!
Da ex was waiting, da current din't know wat to feel.
Bogoy rooted for fate to run its own course,
Hoping ug praying for tings not to get worse.
Amazingly, his wishes were all answered in just one day.
Da grrpren porgeyb him while da ex decided to stay away.
Bogoy was happy yet sad at da same time,
Deep inside Bogoy felt he committed a crime. :(
Dis is da story of my pren Bogoy,
Da old tale of anodr promiscous boy.
Kay nganu bitawng nag-sinalbahis ang iyang pikoy,
Now everyone thinks he is a bad boy. hehe