Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Oh it's you guys once again.. I guess it's supposed to be funny, coming here and trying to catch carlito on camera. After he was screwed out of da' Intercontiental Championship by none other than Your very own Shawn Micheals, but I guess dat's the part where we all go wrong. I don't find dat' funny at all! "

Carlito is shown making his way down a school hallway, as he has a big grin on his face, trying to act cool even if he is a bit upset at what transpired with HBk in the battle royal matchup, Carlito looks at the camera.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Now dis is cool? wouldn't you agree? Carlito Caribbean Cool, here at dis' school. Telling kids dat it is absoloutely not cool to do drugs. Isn't dat' right HBK? I'd like to think so.. You see dis' is something carlito will always get to do.. come here and speak do da' kids of America. Das' right, they don't want you here, you are a disgrace to da' american society, and when people like you are in da' world.. they always have to look towards the best their is.. and dat's me.. Carlito Caribbean Cool. These kids need da' lesson of a lifetime, and you better believe I am going to give it to them. "

Carlito keeps smiling at the camera, as he holds his arms out to his sides, his shoes clapping the cement floor of the very quiet hallway.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " So I guess you remember RAW don't you HBK? da' part where you tossed Carlito Caribbean Cool over da' top rope. I guess you went around bragging about dis' little fact all week, dat's why you haven't bothered to come out here and say a word about it, I guess i have to admit. You pulle done over on me Shawn, you snuck your way passed Carlito, I guess I can understand dat' when it comes to going up against the rest of da' WWFX. But when it come sto carlito you don't sneak anything by me, and Das' not cool at all. I have listened to da' fans, telling me dis' Big legend has got one over on me, well I guess I'll have to show all of them wrong. You see HBK, Carlito believes in this little thing called, I don't know the word.. is it luck? yes Das' it. I believe that you were the luckiest of anyone in dat' battle royal. You want to know why I say dis? I guess dat' I will be happy to tell you straight up HBK. All of da' competetors looked at you, and they noticed the same thing dat' I did soon as I began to exchange words with you. you are broken down, crippled, and it seems dat you are very much out of business when it comes to da wrestling world. I have asked dis' Many times but i was always wondering why you was still around, you have a misison to fulfill, but dta's just da' point. Das' Cool, you want to have your dream come true here in da' WWFX. But da' thing das not cool is you are trying to do it at carlito's expense, trying to get passed Carlito Caribbean Cool with an iron fist, wll I'm sorry HBK dat' is just not going to happen. I have looked at you, I have saw da' way you move around in da' ring. it is obvious that no one wants you around here anymore. yet I guess dat' it is obvious that your mind can not comprehend such a ultimate task anymore can it old man? well Das' just something you are going to have to figure out for yourself, da' funny thing is dat' if you don't leave by yourself. I think dat' it is only right for me to run you off by myself, and Dat's wghat I plan to do. "

Carlito begins to count on his fingers as he shakes his head and looks back up at the camera, obviously about to laugh about something.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Funny how I can sit here and count up the many successful big matches you have had on two of my hands. I thought dat' you was supposed to be a legend, I guess in dis' way Carlito was wrong, but dat' goes with the history. Your career has went down hill and you are to old to relize when you should be done. But Das' okay because I know standing here right now that I am Carlito Caribbean Cool, and I think dat' it will go ver well on my sucess record to take you completely out of da' picture. Oh don't worry Shawn. I will take care of all da' fans, and give them a better show to watch in all honesty. I think dat' it will be rather soothing to spit in da' face of a has been, an finally educate da' people on who is best. "

Carlito is near the audtorium as he looks and begins to speak once again.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Carlito is about to go into dis' audotoruim full of kids HBk, and teel them da' truth about what drugs do to you, specific ones, and it's going to save there lives and I know Das' Cool, I'm sure you wouldn't go out of your way to do dis' but I guess dat's just the difference between you and me, I'm actually a nice guy. "

The school principal brings his head out the doors of the audotorium and begins to ask carlito a question.

School Principal: Are you ready Mr. Cool?

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Dat I am, lets get dis' show on da road. "

School Principal: Very well then, Lets see your education.

Carlito begins to smrik as he picks up a box at his side, beginning to wlak up to the door with it. He steps inside the audotorium, as he walks up to the side of the stage. The principal walks up to the podeum, and begins to make an announcement with a huge smile on his face.

School Principal: ladies and gentlemen I'd like to introduce to you, a very well known man who is here to speak to you kids about how important it is to look into the future. Please welcome to the podeum, Mr. Carlito Caribbean COOL!

Carlito makes his way up the stage steps and onto the stage as he sets the box down near the podeum getting an enormous clapping ovation from the little kids out in the seats, as he looks around. Smiling as he knows that this will be very informative and educational.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Hello, I'm sure dat' you all knew me before whatever his name over here, had to say it. I'm a national phenom and I intend to back that up every way possible. But dats not why I'm here, the reason i am here is to talk to you kids about da' drugs of america, and Das Cool' but in dis' box I have some of the most deadly drugs you can ever come across. But don't be scared kids, carlito has got dis' under control, nobody is going to get hurt. Many people say drugs are completely bad, but i also have some of da' good ones as well, and I will show those to you as well, it is my duty to do so. "

Carlito opens the box, as the kids begin to talk about what he may or may not have in the box. carlito smiles and raises up to the podeum once again.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Now here is one of da' most deadly drugs, touch it and it may kill you. "

Carlito holds up a shirt, and low and behold it is one of HBK's newest shirts put out by the WWFX, commotion starts.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " You see dis' shirt, this is one of da' most deadly drugs you can ever aquire. these letters mean something deadly.. Carlito is not quite sure what they do mean. But I know dat' what happens is you become to come obessed with these letters and you won't think of anything else. It takes over the lives of all these kids, and I'm sure da' parents of you small children wouldn't want this to happen. these letteres represent a man, that is very bad for you, he is da' ultimate drug and not to mention a complete waste of time to watch. Dis' shirt I am sorry to tell you all, have not only corrupted da' mind sof many kids, but it has become a supreme addiction all around da' world. Kids are beginning to come out to music that isn't approiate for you small children. Pretending to dance to sparklers, and not to mention waering cahins all over da' body. Kids dis' is a bad addiction, you begin to parody dangerous moves, dat' in result are the most useless move syou could ever do, not to mention dat' they can hurt you smaller kids. You know Carlito wouldn't like to you, it is very obvious dat' I am telling the truth and trying to protect today's society for da' evil of this man and his letters of addiction. I know da' facts, I have did da' research and I must tell you all dat this will hurt you, but da' bright side of it is. I know da' cure for this addiction, and dat is the epidemy of cool, and dat is what I am going to give all of you. These letters nor this man will be in existance after this saturday, das' right I am taking all of these HBK heads to da' doctor and I am getting them a shot of cool. But untill then you guys better listen up and pay attention to Carlito Caribbean Cool, because I am da' real parent I know what is good for all of you, and I will also give di's to you ten fold. From now on da' letters on your shirt will read "CCC" and dis' untill saturday will protect you from dis' deadly drug. "

All of the kids as gullabull as they are start to clap and shake there hands telling each other, we have to wear those letters. "CCC" will protect us.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Please kids, carlito asks dat' you do not touch these either, listen to Carlito, remember he knows best. "

Carlito pulls out an action figure and looks at it, holding it up as the kids begin to gasp in terror.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Dis is very deadly, and probably da' most deadly drug of them all, you must get rid of them if you have any of these. You must burn them throw them away, whatever. Just please Carlito says do not touch them, da' HBK action figures are very dangerous to a little kids health, and you know what to do. But da' fact of the matter is they will all be gone after this weekend. So never fear because Carlito Caribbean Cool.. is here. "

Carlito begins to chuckle as he throws the action figure, knowing he just touched both things and the kids didn't get it at all, such slow people. Carlito, moves into the bag pulling out an action figure and an Shirt for him.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Now kids these are cool, and most of all da' figure and shirt is safe, so please I am going to lay all da' merchandise here.. Trust me.. this is Carlito stuff, and Das' Cool. Now I am going to have to leave, and I hope you have taken all of Carlito's words to your little hearts. "

Carlito lays the box down, he also grabs and apple from it as he stands up, and starts throwing it up and catching it with his hand, leaving some for the kids, as the teachers try to restore order the kids charge the stage, carlito calmly walks out. The principal runs up and turns him around in an complete outrage.

School Principal: What do you think you are doing!? I should have you arrested!

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Be cool fat boy, You just insulted Carlito and questioned him at the same time, I should beat you down right here, Das' NOT COOL! "

School Principal: This is my school and no one is going to come in here and make a fool of us like this!

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " I guess Carlito should buy you a bag of donuts to make you just a bit happier, you need to step of my back, Dis' is ridiclous.. "

The principal looks completely outraged as Carlito just rolls his aopple around in his hand.

School Principal: You know what is going to happen to you?

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Hmm, what is dat? "

School Principal: HBK is going to hand your ass to you on a silver platter Saturday on RAW.

Carlito pauses a second.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " I guess dat tells Carlito where he stands, I should really open my eyes from time to time, I guess da' principal knows best huh?

School Principal: That's right, Now you better leave... and I mean now..

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " I should, but I think dat' I have one more thing to do. "

School Principal: What Punk?

Carlito takes a big bite of the apple, as he chews it up and smirks a bit, he kicks the principal right between the legs making him fall to his knees, then spits in his face.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Now Das' cool.."

Carlito drops the apple down on him and makes his leave as he looks at the camera before walking out the door.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " HBK you better be ready, cause I am not standing back anymore, das right, you hummilated Carlito, and dat's just not something that you are going to just walk out of RAW with draped over your shoulder, I will end da' legacy of HBK, you're not cool and.. "

I SPIT IN THE FACE OF PEOPLE
WHO DON'T WANT TO BE COOL!

Carlito walks off as the scene fades to his logo.

NOT SO COOL: Next..