Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Oh it's you guys again.. I guess you couldn't get enough of Carlito huh? Well Das' always cool. But you see, Carlito is hungry and I think dat' it's time I go get something to eat. Carlito doesn't eat like you do though, No, No, No. I eat only with da' best.. because well I'm Carlito Caribbean Cool. "

Carlito is making his way across the long strech of parking lot as he looks over to the camera. Smiling his usual cocky grin.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " I see some of da' participants in the battle royal finally started to show their faces. Das' Cool, I like to know that people are passionate.. das' right before I beat them though. Funny how dat' works, How Benoit and Richards are so screwed up in da' head they think they have a chance at taking Carlito, they obviously have been hit in da' head to many times. I think benoit has some kind of brain damage, and will Steven Richards just has dat' what is it? Uncool attitude.. I think their is medication for stuff like dat' Richards, you may want to check it out. But all jokes aside, I didn't overlook you fool, I just merely said dat' I wasn't worried about you. Why am I not worried about you at all? cause' look at me Richards. tell me what you see.. you see da' future.. the next Intercontiental Champion, and future champion of da' world. You se dis; body, you could never have dis' as a matter of fact Richards. If Vitoria was more..cool.. I think that Richards wouldn't have her. She would belong to Carlito.. Caribbean.. Cool. But you two get along, I suppose Das' Cool, since you both are two idiots that doesn't deserve to kiss Carlito's shoes.. not to mention you are both out of your mind. I think dat Richards, you need to go back to da' staright jacket and padded room..cause' if you don't I'll send you there, in da smallest box I can find. "

Carlito enters through the soors at the resurant looking around at all the people he sees. Carlito shakes his head not sweating a thing, as he just goes down the couple of steps to the main floor. Carlito stands there as if he is waiting for something.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Dis' place is already getting on Carlito's nerves.. Oh das' right I remember this place.. I remeber people saying dat' HBK got his ass handed to him by.. whats his name? Jimmy Hart.. Oh Yeah.. Das' when he took HBK's woman. Well he should get used to dat' with his age it's going to happen a whole lot. "

Carlito holds out his arms and starts snapping his fingers.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Hey you, get over here, Can't you seem I'm waiting for a table? "

The girl makes her way over to Carlito sighing knowing she has had a busy day.

Waiter: I'm Sorry sir, this place is just busy... I'm sure you know how that goes.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Oh don't give me dat' now get me a table, and quit trying to ignore me. You know who I am right, I mean you must know who dis' is.

Waiter: Oh.. wait a minute, no I don't..

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Oh you have to know da' greatest wrestler of all time! "

The woman explodes with an anwser.

Waiter: OH You are Shawn Micheals!?

Carlito throws his arms up and begins to yell somewhat.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " What, how could you ever compare me to dat' old prune.. I'm Carlito Caribbean Cool! "

Waiter: Oh well, I've never really heard of you.. Nice to meet you though.

Carlito cuts her off.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Oh quit with dat' crap, get Carlito a table before I get you fired.. Das' Not cool.. HBK, such ignorance.. "

Waiter: Okay.... right.. this.. way.

Carlito follows her to a vacant table, as he sits down. The water hands him a menu as Carlito flips through it he gets a smug look on his face.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " What an uncool selection, lets see.. what's Carlito feeling at da' moment. Hmm, dis' place sucks.. but hmm there we go. I'll take da' Big Star meal, with tea.. get out of Carlito's face..

Carlito throws her the menu as she barely catches it with the tablet and pen she ha dto take Carlito's order.. she walks off. Carlito shakes his head at her, as he speaks.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " HBK.. Das really not cool.. such stupidity.. "

Carlito looks at the vase of flowers on the table, he takes a flower out of it and sniffs it. He coughs and tosses it down to the ground. Spitting on it as well.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Smells like Chris Benoit's wrestling skills, dat' stinks, dis' man is still in da' game. When he should be just like HBK and leaving da' ring as soon as he can. Can't you people just accept da' fact your old wrinkley bodies can not do the job anymore? or are you just going to keep going and put yourselves in wheel chairs. I mean look at dis' Chris Benoit is talking to Dean malenko, who is dis guy'? Oh Das' right.. he is da' guy that was losing all of his matches in WCW, didn't do so well, I felt sorry for him. But the good thing about Dean is he was able to relize when his days were numbered. Dopn't get me wrong he is probably still da' biggest punk in da' world. But the fact of da' matter is dis' I am going to Show The Crippler dat' his days of making people tap out are coming to da' bitter end. Da' nickname dat' he hold will soon Belong to Carlito, cause' if he doesn't back out while he can. then I will be da' one to cripple him and send him out on a stretcher. Then we have a guy like Eddie Guerrero, who if I'm not mistaken was Chris Benoit's friend for da' longest time, and well he is still in the game as well. But Das' Cool, a rude awakening is around the corner when they lose da' battle royal, to me.. just like evryone is going to anyways. Sean O' Hair, added to da' match, da' long haired demeted freak who thinks he knows everything about who someone is. Well Sean let me tell you dis' I am the apidmy of star, and you are washed up at a young age. Dis' doesn't suprise Carlito.. but don't feel bad O' Haire.. Not to many people can make it as far, as Carlito has. You was big sometimes ago, then you decided dat' you wanted to turn into some freak instead of being cool. Dat's not cool, but then we all know dat' you haven't been in years anyways Sean. I say dis' you are a no talent and you stand no chance in da' same ring with Carlito Caribbean Cool.. but I'm not telling you anything, you don't already know.. right Sean? "

Carlito checks the clock on the wall as he turns around smacking the table.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Where is Carlito's food, I am getting hungry. Dis' is getting to be a little bit ridicolus! "

Carlito is wiating another five minutes before he gets his food, as the same waiter brought it out. Carlito gets ready to taste his drink, as he stands up and looks at the woman.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Should dis' be the service I should expect here? "

The woman turns around looking confused.

Waiter: Excuse me Sir?

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " You gave me da' wrong Drink, I told you to put Ice in dis' tea.. "

Waiter: You said just tea...sir..

Carlito begins to smile as he looks at her.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Oh Das' right, I guess Carlito made a mistake.. Well.. I don't know what to say. "

Carlito throws the drink all over the womans white blouse, she screams and runs off.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " It should be common sense to put ice in dis' drink, get out of here! I shouldn't pay for this.. Carlito deserves better service. "

Carlito doing as he said gets up and actually leaves the resturant.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Look at those fans HBK, dat' one is probably just like all da others. Stupid, struck on someone who has no talent, and can't move around da ring anymore. Really is the same thing all over, but the fans of Carlito know the future is theirs. Now Das' Cool HBK.. Dat' it is, Oh Carlito sees a something that should be said. Who do you think You are Has Been Kid. Insulting me, making Carlito look like some kind of janitor at MSG, Das' Not cool, I have spent my whole life getting to da' place where I am now. And I haven't been reduced to mopping floors, haven't been reduced to mopping up da vomit dat' little brats spew up. Das' your job, especially when it come sto me and you.. I know dat I am better, I know dat' I am going to throw you over da' top rope just like I will do da' other eighteen men as well. Dis' is something dat' will happen, Cause' I am destine dto recieve the Intercontiental Title and beyond. I think you know dat' I am going to be da' fatest rising star to ever step on da mat, and dis' scares you. I know you are wanting to stop carlito, but it is just not going to happen. I am way to talented, and I have paid whaetever dues I have had to make, without even stepping foot in da' ring. I will be da' new show stealer, you sonn will not be. But da' biggest thing dat' you have to remember HBK, is dat' You will never be, Carlito.. Caribbean.. Cool. But don't worry HBK, Dis doesn't just go for you. Dis goes for Orton da' supposed future, it goes for Hassan.. It goes for Steve Austin. It goes for all da' fools who think they have da chance at coming out on top of Carlito. I know dat' all of these guys are going to be gunning for the most talented person in da' match, and dat' means I an going to have to lay them all outside da' ring. Everone from Goldust, To bokker T, they are all on da' list, and I think its time they write doen a loss on their win, loss colum.

Carlito is going to get in his car as he is stopped by a guy, a really HUGE guy, with the same hair as Carlito with an apple in his hand. he is almost jumping up and down.

Carlito Fan: Woah.. It's you! Oh my lord you have to sign this apple.. will you will you!?

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " You want dat' apple signed, cause you are a fan of Carlito.. Das' really cool.. So why not.. hand it on over. "

Carlito Fan: Yes, I can't believe this.. This is so awesome i can't wait to see RAW.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Das' good, because I am going to beat them all, I'll even decicate the match to you. I mean look at me and look at them, it really is just da' common sense that should kick in. I an up and rising star, they are nothing but a bunch of jokes. Dis' is going to be the best match ever, but then I'll go on to bigger and better thing, like da' heavyweight title, and I will get there.. Carlito will always be successful. "

Carlito Fan: Das Cool.. Das' TOTALLY Cool.

Carlito takes the sharpie the guy gives him, and signs the apple. He goes to hand it back to the fat guy as he hurls it across the parking lot, he spins around and takes a bite of his own apple, spitting in the guys face.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " You are not Carlito Caribbean Cool! So it should be wish to quit acting like you are! Das' right punk, you are nothing to me. Cut dat' hair and quit trying to be me.. You'll never be cool.

Carlito shoves the guy out of the picture and gets in his car looking out the window.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Das'r ight all of you fools are going down on RAW, Under Carlito where you should be.. I WIll wind the IC Battle Royal, and when I do.. You will know..

I SPIT IN THE FACE OF PEOPLE
WHO DON'T WANT TO BE COOL!

Carlito spins off the scene, as it fades to black. carlito is not in over his head, he is one of the favorites to win. It's time to take the ball and run with it.

NOT SO COOL: Next..