Carlito looks up at the sky and gets a grin on his face, then sits up slowly,laying the paper to his side. Looking up at the camera.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " But I know of a bunch of punks who is not going to have dis' luxury. Dat' is the twenty men who are going to be stepping into the ring with Carlito on RAW dis' Saturday. I personally dink' it is ignorant to be placing twenty other men in da' ring with Carlito. I mean what is the point, you have me.. Carlito, and you go sending nineteen other men in a ring with me. The point tis' you just need Carlito, I am the best wrestler to ever grace the WWFX, you want the ratings WWFX. The anwser tis' Carlito Caribbean Cool, nobody else should be invited to da' party. Who we have here in da' first place, we have HBK, what Carlito and others refer to as de' Has Been Kid. Which in my eyes is probably de' very truth. I've watched WWFX and de' rest of the world, and I have watched you HBK. You are a multiple time champion, Carlito can see dat'. Multiple Champion... alright Das' Cool. But sticking around and not knowing when to call it quits, dat's not Cool HBK. You have won title after Title, you have been dancing to sparklers and all da' other stuff you do for years. But I think dat' it's time to stand aside and let da' new show stopper come in, and Dat's me.. Carlito.. I believe it tis' a great plan, and I'm sure dat' you do too. "

Carlito stands up looking up into the sun breatjing with a chuckle and a smile as he looks back down at the camera.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " I should really be previlaged.. or feel dat' way to be in a match with all these big names. But in all honesty, Carlito just doesn't care, all dat' I want to do is get these ingrates these ingreates out of da' way. I think it should be da' other way around, I think they should be honored to be in da' same ring with Carlito Caribbean Cool. All of these people know that I am going to be a legend. Da' name Carlito after RAW will not only be around de' WWFX but it will also be all around da' world. We have Da' Rock.. a guy dat' has been all around the world in fame, from hollywood back to da' wrestling ring. But I think he should have stayed in hollywood. Rocky be senseable, you are just not cool like me anymore, you don't have the skill dat' it takes to be a champion anymore. When I am fresh and ready to fly out of da' shoots, stand aside Rock and let a real champion finally make his way to da' Intercontinental title. Better Yet Rock, you make a lot of movies, you seem to have alot of fun making them. Why don't you just go back to da' land of the stars, where you actually matter. I know you have sold a bunch of copies, From movies like Walking Tall to de' Scorpion King. Das' Cool Rock, Congratulations.. But in Carlito's opinion they are lacking something dat' every movie should have. Dat' is the element that I carry around in my pocket, and dat' is being cool. Your movies are nothing sort of grammy winning, dat's to alot of people though Rock. I pretty much think they suck, any Director who had a brain would know dat' Carlito is the man they'd want to star in a motion picture. Cause' then all the movies would go all the way to de' top of the charts. Das' Right Rocky, I am going to make De' name Rock sound like nothing at all on so many levels. After I get done with you on WWFX RAW dis' Saturday, All of your fans dat' once knew you will be looking at a guy like me and asking de' question, Da Rock Who? "

Carlito walks down the beach as the water from the tide splashes up on his toes. Doing the same usual grin that has been there for quite awhile.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " I think I will actually place a nice mansion right here on da' side of de' beach. Because it is evident dat' on RAW I am going to walk out of the main event with my arms held high in victory. Now I have seen many people who think dat' Steve Austin or one of the senior citizens are going to walk away with dis' thing. Funny how da' world works huh? all of these people who have no clue of Carlito already bets against me. Das' Not Cool.. and trust me, das' something I am not going to take lying down. This time I am coming to da' WWFX, first time by da' way and I am already in the main event. Yes, Carlito Caribbean Cool.. In Da' main event his first match. I know dat' there are many others but I stand out most. Now Das' Cool.. very cool. But I still have alot of people in my way, needless to say I'm sure one of them is Da' Undertaker. Yeah you rememner him right? Da' guy that is self proclaimed indestructable. Well da' fact of the matter is he hasn't came across Carlito yet, and with Dat' he has no clue of what I can do to him. I think everyone is going to take notice and watch Carlito on a daily basis. if they don't then not only da' Intercontiental title will be mine, but de' precious belt dat' Brock lesnar holds will be mine as well. I am da' real deal around here now, and if you defy Carlito in dat'.. I'll spit in your FACE! "

Carlito makes his way down the beach finally alot of people are sitting around swimming, sunbathing and whatever they want to do. Carlito gets a smug look on his face, as he walks into them.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Look at these people, they are just like all da' fools in the Battle Royal. Stupid, ingraceful, ignorant.. and not to mention not Carlito Caribbean Cool. So evident, what more do I have to say.. these people.. They have all Dat' disgusts me. Da' Participants are the same way, and I think another one of these opponets is Eddie Guerrero. I don't think I have to talk about this freak to much. I mean Eddie, you are nothing to carlito, it doesn't even make sense for me to have to face you. You have no history, you talk like a dat' guy whats his name? dat's the guy pee Wee Herman. your voice kills Carlito's ears, and trust me Das defintely not cool. Even worse is your skills in da' ring, I can't stand them. Every time I use dto wtach you, you would make Carlito fall asleep in his comfortable chair. If I was ever havuing trouble sleeping, I would turn on a Eddie Guerreo match, dat's right eddie you disgust me. Your family sucks, never was a good wrestling family like Carlito has had. Look at it Eddie, you have had dat' no good Chavo, he sucked compared to Carlito, his dad sucked compared to carlito.. Das' right.. everyone sucks compared to Carlito. So don't feel bad, in your eyes it should be cool. "

Carlito catches the eye of a couple of girls who are looking at him as well. He smirks looking over to the camera and stopping.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Look at them, they know exactly who to go for. das' right Jericho, I hear You're supposed to be quite the ladies man. But like at dis' they all flock to Carlito Caribbean Cool. Why do they? because they know who da' future is, and who has all da' moves. Not you Orton, or you Cena.. but me Carliro Caribbean Cool. Look at me, I am da' perfect athlete.. I deserve not only to be the Intercontiental Champion, but I also deserve to be beating down on Brock Lesnar and taking da' WWFX World Heavyweight Championship. What more will I have to prove, on RAW I am going to be rising my arms, when I'm standing in da' middle of the ring. After beating twenty other men.. Das' right I'll say it again.. twenty other men. Most of them being da' best the WWFX has to offer, so after that I should be able to make da' case that Carlito Caribbean Cool is the BEST the WWFX has to offer. Nobody can agrue with dat' Steven Richards? a man who wears wigs around all the time, he can't argue with dis' Chris Benoit surely can't prove me wrong. Benoit das' right I know you are techincal, I know dat' carlitop is going to have to look at you the most. But da' fact is Carlito can school the vetran on not only to be cool, but how to wrestle as well. No way am is Carlito going to lose to any of these participants in dis' battle royal. Nobody beats me.. Das' a fact that should be taken into the minds of everyone. I am the complete replica of a champion, da' women like me. Da' fans will learn to like me, and be cool or they will be spat on. Das' like RVD trying to be Carlito by claiming that he is cool, Sorry Van Dam you are really nothing compared to da' coolness of Carlito Caribbean Cool. Who are you anymore anyways? a guy who can't get da' job done no matter what he does? you use dto be da' most hardcore person out there. Carlito is going to show you the real five star wrestler, and das' not anyone form ECW.. it tis' the only one who matters Carlito.. "

Carlito looks over at the girls as he flexes his pecks, getting some blushes out of them. Carlito knows how cool he is.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " And for da' three other people who are entering the match soon enough, you are going to have to contend with Carlito as well. I promise you that you will not be able to do it, I 'm just the cool.. WWFX RAW, prepare for Carlito. "

Carlito turns again as the girls are coming up to him. Carlito takes one of them twirling them around.

Girl #1: Carlito! I can't believe you are here on THIS beach!

Girl #1: Yeah! This is SOOOO great! We Love you Carlito!

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Now Das' Cool.. I'm actually just realxing before I beat all da' idiots I have to face on RAW. "

Girl #1: Oh we heard, we got scared.. we hope you are going to be alright.

Girl #2: Oh don't sweat it! Carlito is going to teach them all a lesson.

Carlito smirks and wraps his arms around both the girls.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Das' right those fools in da' match won't know what hit them, I'm sure you ladies know who is going to win. Isn't dat' right? "

Girl #1: You are going to win Carlito!

Girl #2: In dominating fashion as well.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Das' exactly right, and well since we are speaking of lessons here, how about I teach you two some.. I don't know.. lessons if you get what Carlito is saying? "

The girls begin to giggle as Carlito smirks as they say in unison.

Girls in Unison: SURE!

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Then meet me back at da' hotel.. das' a little more private. "

The girls run off giggling ditzy as hell and acting excited but Carlito takes an apple from his pocket.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " Hey girls, I forgot, one more thing.. "

The girls spin around to see Carlito bite the apple and chew it up, spitting it right into their faces!

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " You nobody's! get out of Carlito's face, and don't you ever touch Carlito again! "

The girls run off crying into the air, very loudly. Carlito smiles and turns back aroun to the camera.

Carlito Caribbean Cool: " You WWFX wrestlers better take notice, and look at da' pagers you have strapped to your belts. Because I'm coming.. and I..

I SPIT IN THE FACE OF PEOPLE
WHO DON'T WANT TO BE COOL!

Carlito smiles as the camera moves over to watch the tide come in on the beach, Carlito walks off the scene as his logo comes up.. the scene fades to black.

NOT SO COOL: Next..