When someone shushes me, I get this irresistable urge to stomp their asshole. I just can't help it. Next time somene shushes me, I'm just going to remove their jaw, so they can never shush someone again. Everything about shushing screams "pretentious bitch". There is no such thing as a polite shushing. Some people don't even try, they just SHHH as loud as fucking possible, and having your hand covered with your own saliva is a small price to pay for getting someone to be quiet. Or getting someone to give you the finger, which is my automatic response to being shushed.
I can't even imagine whats going through someone's head when they're shushing. I don't know who invented this action. I just can't imagine. Probably some 40+ year old feminist with hairy legs and nothing but malice for anyone who has an opposite opinion of hers. Damn feminists.
Shushing, besides just sticking your finger up to your face and going "shh!" is also getting someone to be quiet by going "shush", which is like saying "hush", and they're both big mistakes. Only librarians or elementary school teachers use those words. It needs to stop.
If some moron is running their mouth or some baby is screaming, just suck it up and give them a good old "shut the hell up", or if you prefer, a punch to the mouth. Either way is much better than shushing. And you'll get better results.
