The Poo List

Find the Poo List if you can, but if you do don't blame me!!!!








WARNING:-


THE FOLLOWING TEXT CONTAINS CRUDE, FILTHY, VILE AND DISCUSTING IFORMATION. READ AT OWN RISK OF THOWING UP OR SHITTING YOUR SELF LAUGHING.








The Poo List

Ghost Poo:- You know when you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in the toilet!


Teflon Coated Poo:- Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on th toilet paper. You have to look in the pan to make sure you really did it.


Gooey Pooey:- This has the consistency of tar, You wipe 12 times and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so that you don't stain it. This poo, however, leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.


Second Thought Poo:- You're all done wiping and you're about to stand up when you realise it........ you've got some more!


Pop A Vein In Your Forehead Poo:- This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.


Weight Watchers Poo:- You poo so much that you lose several kilograms.


Right Now Poo:- You better be within 30 seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber getting there. Usually it has it's head out before you can get your pants.


King Kong Or Commode Choker Poo:- This one is so big that you know it won't go down the pan unless you break it up into smaller chunks. A wire coathanger works well. This kind of poo usually happens at somebody else's house.


Cork Poo:- (also known as floaters). Even after the third flush it's still floating in the bowl. "My God, How do I get rid of it?"


Wet Cheeks Poo:- This poo hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets you all wet.


Wish Poo:- You sit there all cramped up and fart a couple of times, but no poo.


Cement Block Poo:- (usually with extra blue metal). You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you pooed.


Snake Poo:- This poo is fairly soft in texture, about as thick as your thumb and at least 3 feet long.


Beer, Drunk And Meat Pie Poo:- This happens the day after the night before. Normally your poo doesn't smell too bad, but this one is B.A.D.Usually this one happens at somebody else's home and there is someone standing outside waiting to use the toilet.


Indian Food Poo:- (also called Screamers). You know it's alright to eat again when your bum stops burning.


:- Half an hour after having one you need to go again.







Author: ??? (Not me)