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The Josh Grant Fan Club, founded in 2001, was created to honor and respect that greatest of American heroes, Mr. Grant. Originally known as the Grant2000, a workaholic machine posing as a mild-mannered QA Tester, Josh leapt out of his shell in early 2001 to seize his proper place in the annals of history.
Members of the Josh Grant Fan Club recognize and appreciate Josh's greatness, and are honored to coexist in a working environment with Josh on a daily basis. Josh's greatest gift to us - his presence - serves as a daily reminder of the best humanity has to offer.
Doug Finch
GJ Ramirez
James Pyle
Brendan Johnson
Seth Baker
Robert Evinger
Shanna Takayama
Kevin Osburn
Ed "Ekim" Kim
Jason "JFunk" Perez
Danny "Sancho" Martinez
Reuben "Bluevan" Park
Kevin Yee
Rob Hanson
Rodney Smith
Jeff Mitchell
Matt "LT Snake" Phillips
Jim & the twins
big dawgg
Vince
The Entity
Luca Pignataro
Darren Monahan
Homer Parker
Eric Fong
Josh Walters
David Peters
Derek Gibbs
Doug Avery
Dave Webb
Damien E.
Tex
Gary Tesdall
Harold Kim
Mikey
Chris Buskirk
Amy Presnell
Savy Greene
Steve Gazda
Matt Monaco
Rob Nesler
Danien Chee
Chris Avellone
Peter Chan
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We are still working on the first issue of 'Sup Dood. You can expect featurettes, exposes, and hard-hitting reportage of Josh-related activies when we get around to it.
However, your help is most appreciated in getting us there. Simply approach the editor-in-chief James Pyle, and offer your assistance, whatever it takes to get the thing done. James is open to most forms of persuasion.
SOMEWHERE IN THE USA, March 03, 2009 - Rumors have started surfacing all across the United States of America that there may be a comeback of the Josh Grant Fan Club. I can feel the excitement already just knowing that this might happen. It has been a long time since any word of Josh Grant has been posted here. It will be great to see this site get updated with new findings on Josh. It has also been mentioned that we may get some inside information from Josh's long lost father, Doug Finch...fingers crossed
IRVINE, CA, July 18, 2001 - The JoshGrant Fan Club� (NASDAQ: JGFC) is proud to announce a new joint venture with Interplay Entertainment Corp, in the form of a new interactive "adventure" to star Josh himself. Mr. Grant will lend his voice and facial image to the game, where players get to experience life as Josh himself. Players in "Leisure Suit Joshgrant," as the game will be known, will encounter members of the opposite sex and entice them using Joshisms alone - no normal English speaking is an option anywhere in the game! When asked if the game paid homage to "Leisure Suit Larry," a raunchy early 90s computer game, CEO Doug Finch retorted: "Of course it's raunchy. This is a story about Josh, and we want to be true to life. We are confident that players will respond well to the game's experiences." Finch waved off questions about the rumor that the game will have no message board presence and that a no-refund policy will be in effect from day one. "We trust that public knows and loves Joshgrant, and that's the brand we intend to disseminate," he said.
IRVINE, CA, June 24, 2001 - The JoshGrant Fan Club� (NASDAQ: JGFC) has announced the formation of "JoshGrant International," a wholly owned subsidiary of Josh Grant Fan Club, Inc. Tapped to head up the multinational is James Pyle, formerly Senior VP of Development for the Fan Club. CEO of JGFC, Doug Finch, is expected to remain involved in the guidance and direction of JoshGrant International, but he remains committed to scaling back his day-to-day involvement in the overseas investments, preferring to let Pyle handle the job. "He needs to get a chance to get acclimated or something," Finch said. "I don't know. He's always been a slacker anyway." When told of CEO Finch's comments, Pyle replied merely, "Why you gotta be like that?"
IRVINE, CA, June 15, 2001 - The JoshGrant Fan Club� has begun its initial public offering (IPO) of common stock, trading at the NASDAQ exchange under ticker symbol: JGFC. With a float of 11 million shares, the IPO price of $9 quickly rose to $45 intra-day before settling at $33.34, a 270% gain on the day. CEO of JoshGrant Fan Club�, Doug Finch, was ecstatic at the day's gains. "We never expected anyone to care quite so much about Josh Grant. To get this kind of frenzy really drives home how important the Josh product is to the American marketplace." Finch was careful, however, to let the lessons of the 2000-2001 stock market guide his options: he hasn't yet quit his day job. "That's at least partly due to the fact that I still get to work with Josh," he commented.
IRVINE, CA, May 29, 2001 - The JoshGrant Fan Club� officially opens its doors to members of the public for the first time. Membership is granted on a first-come, first-served basis. Though there is no membership fee at present, membership benefits include subscription to the "Sup Dood" newsletter and access to special Josh Grant merchandise to be announced later.
These news releases may contain forward-looking statements concerning the company's business and future prospects and other similar statements that do not concern matters of historical fact. Forward-looking statements relating to product development, business prospects and development of a commercial market for technological advances are based on the company's current expectations.
Slightly used Cyberdine Defense Systems Grant-2000. This advanced model marked the return of Cyberdine�s patented �endoskeleton� in an attempt to better blend the mechanoid in with humanity. Our particular Grant-2000 has been successfully testing games for some time in QA without malfunction. Unfortunately, we�re about to move to a bigger apartment so we need the cash.
If you�ve ever wanted an assistant with machine-like stamina and ability, now�s your chance to get a hold of Cyberdine�s most stable mecha to date. For those worried about its loyalties, you can relax - its uplink to Skynet was severed when it was first purchased.
$2400 obo.
No warranty.
7-19-01: Josh, known for his touchy-feely management style, has allegedly made a charitable contribution to PETA, in their quest to sue Dreamworks for the fishing logo. Mr. Grant's sensitivity traces back to his prison days, where he was known as "Sugar P the Self Toucher"
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