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One day, Christian slapped me in the face. It hurt very much.
Why would he do that? I merely asked if I could touch his pet turtle. He responded by verbally attacking me by calling me a certain aquatic bird.
My poodle asked him if he would like to have a glass of champagne. Christian then punched my poodle right in the face. Luckily, my poodle is a blue-belt in karate so he could at least defend himself.
I said that my juice was good and he said I was bragging, so he knocked it over.